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Brighton, MA
Joined September 2011
If you ain't down with fractals, I feel bad for you, son I've got 99 problems, and 99 smaller problems inside of each one – at Boston, MA
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ayo fuck bill clinton for the telecommunications act of 1996 because i would have been such a fire drive-time dj on a local fm station with golden oldies programming. literally what i was put on this earth to do and its a career that don’t exist anymore bc of media conglomeration
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reading about the time Bill Drummond (KLF) was contacted by someone calling themselves “True Genius” after seeing his set design for a theatre adaptation of Robert Anton Wilson’s “The Illuminatus! Trilogy” in Liverpool (UK). He convinced him that a powerful leyline existed near the Carl Jung statue and prompted him to book shows for The Teardrop Explodes and Echo and the Bunnymen to perform simultaneously in diff parts of the world on leylines with a view to creating a “psychic event”
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“Federal Police monitor borders for possible disguises of Flávio Bolsonaro”
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Reverse rat line for Operation Condor 2.0
Flavio Bolsonaro fled Brazil to Argentina. LV-JZQ flew from Puerto Iguazu to Buenos Aires Now an Argentine military jet has taken off on its way to the united states FAG593 from Buenos Aires.
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Lauren Pespisa retweeted
Living above a Market Basket is the closest thing any of us will get to heaven on Earth.
BIG CHANGES could be coming to Market Basket in Chelsea! Market Basket is considering replacing portions of its parking lot with 162 apartments, two residential buildings and a village-style retail center near the MBTA Silver Line. The project is still in the planning stages.
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for those wondering what's going on, I examined Glenn Greenwald's shifting Brazil politics in OWNED
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Made a u-turn on my scooter to go take a pic of this Halloween decor I saw on the hill #valhalla
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Fantastic advertising
How is the internet less private than in 2006, when the whole family shared one computer? Back then, the internet was weird, personal, and all of ours. So, we got your favorite meme legends back together to say it louder: What happened to the internet? 1/3
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Listen…I’m not proud of my banana pancake dinner but I’d be even less proud if I threw out these bananas.
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Suddenly interested in cooking, baking and experimenting with food because I have the space to do so…suddenly called out for having “binge eating disorder” because I get kinda neurospicy with it.
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Nathan Fielder's narration from the end of The Rehearsal S2 is at the top of my notes app for affirmation purposes.
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Lauren Pespisa retweeted
loggin tf on
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Police will be like "you can't ride a bike without a light, it's unsafe," and then murder you.
Eric Wayne Baker was traffic-stopped by Phoenix PD for riding a bicycle without a front light, assaulted during rough arrest, tasered multiple times and restrained until he died during arrest. Eric Wayne Baker Age: 52 Gender: Male Race: White Date: 04/04/2026 Location: Buena Apartments, 1400 block of W. Dobson Road / University Drive and Dobson Road City: Mesa County: Maricopa State: Arizona Agency: Mesa Police Department Officer(s): Not Disclosed Cause of Death: Taser Event: Died after police foot pursuit, physical restraint and multiple Taser deployments during traffic stop for riding bicycle without front light On 04/04/2026 at approximately 8:30 p.m., Mesa Police Department officers saw 52-year-old Eric Wayne Baker riding a bicycle near University Drive and Dobson Road. Police said the bicycle lacked a required front light. Officers activated emergency lights and sirens, and Baker continued west on University Drive before entering the Buena Apartments. Two officers pursued him on foot while a third drove around the complex. Baker crashed his bicycle onto a concrete walkway. Police said Baker pulled away, would not give officers his hands, attempted to get up and kicked at officers as they tried to arrest him. During the approximately one-minute-and-35-second struggle, officers physically struck Baker and deployed Tasers multiple times. Three officers eventually handcuffed him. Police also learned Baker had an active felony warrant related to a probation revocation. Bystander video presents a disputed view of the struggle. The recording shows three officers restraining Baker on the ground. Baker's face appears bloodied, and he can repeatedly be heard saying that he cannot breathe. A witness told ABC15 that Baker was not fighting officers but was pleading for help. Baker's daughter, Charlee Baker, later disputed the police account that her father assaulted an officer. Police said approximately 45 seconds after Baker was handcuffed, officers moved him onto his side. About 40 seconds later they requested an expedited medical response. Police said Baker continued yelling, kicking and moving on the ground, and responding medical personnel were initially unable to obtain his vital signs because of his movement. Baker was placed in an ambulance for transport to a hospital. He became unresponsive during transport. Resuscitation efforts were begun, but he died. Baker's family retained civil-rights attorney Benjamin Taylor and questioned the amount of force used during an encounter that began with a bicycle-light violation. Three months after Baker's death, the Maricopa County Medical Examiner's autopsy findings had still not been released. The Maricopa County Attorney's Office currently lists Baker's in-custody death investigation as “Awaiting submittal,” with Mesa Police Department as the investigating agency. The three involved officers were placed on 40 hours of critical-incident leave and later returned to duty. Mesa Police did not refer the death to an outside agency, stating that it did not meet the East Valley Critical Incident Response Team's criteria. The department's Critical Incident Review Board, including Internal Affairs and Training Division personnel, is reviewing the incident. Weapon(s): None reported. SOURCE LINKS: azfamily.com/2026/04/07/mesa… azfamily.com/2026/04/06/man-… abc15.com/news/region-southe… abc15.com/news/region-southe… abc15.com/news/region-southe… abc15.com/news/region-southe… fox10phoenix.com/news/man-di… kjzz.org/kjzz-news/2026-04-0… maricopacountyattorney.org/5… univision.com/local/arizona-…
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I made the horrible mistake of dipping a tiny teaspoon into some greek honey I got just to “taste” it. Now I know what heaven tastes like and I’m screwed.
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Cretan honey, to be precise. I’m now a Cretan.
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Lauren Pespisa retweeted
Can ICE please deport Vivek Ramaswamy & his horrible pompadour weave straight to depths of hell? What a POS. Parading out a terrible mother who chose her husband over her 12 yr old daughter that husband was INDICTED for raping. Amy Acton is about to be the next Governor of Ohio.
“It is an ad from our campaign,” Vivek Ramaswamy, the Republican nominee for Ohio governor, told reporters after a town hall Tuesday evening. The ad features his opponent's estranged mother urging people not to vote for her. CNN's Lauren Fox has the details.
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Hell yea
Jaime West tells Piers Morgan that her next door neighbor just graduated high school and enlisted in the Marines and may get shipped off to die in an illegal war so people need to get off her nuts about drinking a few Coor’s Lights before an interview
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