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۟ (@sidereumnoxe) profile picture۟@sidereumnoxeJun 17
⠀i think i’m all the things that i hate.
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ᅠ  ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ  ᅠ ᅠ ♯ 𝐁𝚊ᴰ 𝐋𝚞𝚌ᴷ ⧽ 𝐁𝚊ʙʏ (@9LIVESTHIEF) profile picture
ᅠ  ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ  ᅠ ᅠ ♯ 𝐁𝚊ᴰ 𝐋𝚞𝚌ᴷ ⧽ 𝐁𝚊ʙʏ@9LIVESTHIEFJul 3
‍ ‍ՙ 𝕾𝐀𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐒‍ ‍ ‍‍ 𝕿𝐎𝐍𝐆𝐔𝐄 ‍, ♱ (@hellslyrics) profile picture‍ ‍ՙ 𝕾𝐀𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐒‍ ‍ ‍‍ 𝕿𝐎𝐍𝐆𝐔𝐄 ‍, ♱@hellslyricsJun 9
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ your name will be the first I ever moan .
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⋆｡°✩ 𝓜𝓪𝓭-𝓜𝓪𝔁 ✩°｡⋆ (@_skatergal) profile picture
⋆｡°✩ 𝓜𝓪𝓭-𝓜𝓪𝔁 ✩°｡⋆@_skatergalJan 31
══★🧡══════🧡★══ 🧡 Maxine Mayfield 🧡 ░▒▓█▌◄ ◼ ▶▐█▓▒░ “𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝’𝚜 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚞𝚖𝚙𝚝𝚞𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞.” [ non-lewd ] – manibear.xn--6ii ══★🧡══════🧡★══
⋆｡°✩ 𝓜𝓪𝓭-𝓜𝓪𝔁 ✩°｡⋆ (@_skatergal) profile picture⋆｡°✩ 𝓜𝓪𝓭-𝓜𝓪𝔁 ✩°｡⋆@_skatergalJan 31
Told you zoomer❗️
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( That was the straw that broke the camel’s back, one of his knees slipping on the kitchen tile and sending them both crashing to the floor. Luckily he broke most of her fall. ) Aww shit.. ow.
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I don’t need a step ladder. I have you. / she shifts a little, one of her feet planted on his ass as she reaches even further on the shelf. Just one more thing…
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𝐒𝘗𝘐𝘋𝘌𝘙—𝘔𝘈𝘕. (@ofthesinned) profile picture
𝐒𝘗𝘐𝘋𝘌𝘙—𝘔𝘈𝘕.@ofthesinnedJun 19
ᅟ 𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙡𝙮 𝙣𝙚𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙗𝙤𝙧𝙝𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙎𝙋𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙍-𝙈𝘼𝙉 .ᐟ ⠀ᅟᅟ
Image from 𝐒𝘗𝘐𝘋𝘌𝘙—𝘔𝘈𝘕. (@ofthesinned)
Image from 𝐒𝘗𝘐𝘋𝘌𝘙—𝘔𝘈𝘕. (@ofthesinned)
𝐒𝘗𝘐𝘋𝘌𝘙—𝘔𝘈𝘕. (@ofthesinned) profile picture𝐒𝘗𝘐𝘋𝘌𝘙—𝘔𝘈𝘕.@ofthesinnedJun 19
𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘱𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳 , 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝒓𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘣𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘺.
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𝓦𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗥 : 𝓢𝓞𝙇𝘿𝙄𝙀𝙍 — ✪ (@BIONICVOLTAGE) profile picture
𝓦𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗥 : 𝓢𝓞𝙇𝘿𝙄𝙀𝙍 — ✪@BIONICVOLTAGEJul 31
𝓦𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗥 : 𝓢𝓞𝙇𝘿𝙄𝙀𝙍 — ✪ (@BIONICVOLTAGE) profile picture𝓦𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗥 : 𝓢𝓞𝙇𝘿𝙄𝙀𝙍 — ✪@BIONICVOLTAGEJul 31
⠀⠀i⠀have⠀nothing⠀to⠀say⠀, ⠀⠀it's⠀all⠀been⠀taken⠀away⠀. ⠀⠀i⠀just⠀behave⠀&&⠀obey⠀. ⠀⠀i'm⠀afraid⠀i⠀am⠀starting ⠀⠀to⠀fade⠀away⠀.
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And you’ll learn, but don’t eat that. Now you’re just hurting my feelings. Hawkeye? Master archer? Avenger? World’s greatest marksman?
𝐌ᴵˢˢ 𝓘𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐞𝑛𝑡 *⁠。 (@malumincarnati) profile picture𝐌ᴵˢˢ 𝓘𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐞𝑛𝑡 *⁠。@malumincarnatiAug 1
that . . . i tried so hard though . also , going to a stranger's home —— not so sure about that , hm .
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That is majority carcinogens. I think eating that might make you go blind. Come over, i’ll whip something up.
𝐌ᴵˢˢ 𝓘𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐞𝑛𝑡 *⁠。 (@malumincarnati) profile picture𝐌ᴵˢˢ 𝓘𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐞𝑛𝑡 *⁠。@malumincarnatiAug 1
. . . . used to have one back in england . but i can take care of myself !! it's not that bad .
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Holy shit. Don’t you have a butler ? You’re cooking pollution.
𝐌ᴵˢˢ 𝓘𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐞𝑛𝑡 *⁠。 (@malumincarnati) profile picture𝐌ᴵˢˢ 𝓘𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐞𝑛𝑡 *⁠。@malumincarnatiAug 1
good with a gun but not the best cook . want some ?
Image from 𝐌ᴵˢˢ 𝓘𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐞𝑛𝑡 *⁠。 (@malumincarnati)
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Do you even know what you’re looking for? I could have just bought you a step ladder. ( Gritting his teeth and sucking his slightly developing gut in, wrists quaking. )
• 𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒇𝒇 (@painedwidow) profile picture• 𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒇𝒇@painedwidowAug 1
Oh come on, you have great core strength. You can take it. / she takes the time to turn over a blender she had up on that top shelf, looking surprised she has it.
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( His voice is a strained whisper, back bowing with a groan. ) Some people are in better condition than I am. Please hurry.
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You know I’m capable of that. / she nudges his side with the top of her foot before she’s climbing up, her archer step stool in place just right before she’s rooting around, clinking and tapping sounds echoing. Some people like being stepped on.
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Mel@Sonic__MelodyJul 21
“I was in high school when the aliens came. And the Avengers.”
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𝐌ᴵˢˢ 𝓘𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐞𝑛𝑡 *⁠。 (@malumincarnati) profile picture
𝐌ᴵˢˢ 𝓘𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐞𝑛𝑡 *⁠。@malumincarnatiApr 22
️️ ️️️️️️️️️ (@ichortale) profile picture️️ ️️️️️️️️️@ichortaleJan 3
why’d you do this to me? i was your baby. you made me.
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ᵀᴴᴱ 𝗙𝗜𝗥𝗦𝗧 𝗔𝗩𝗘𝗡𝗚𝗘𝗥 . (@FirstAvowed) profile picture
ᵀᴴᴱ 𝗙𝗜𝗥𝗦𝗧 𝗔𝗩𝗘𝗡𝗚𝗘𝗥 .@FirstAvowed18 Jun 2025
❝ 𝙴𝚛𝚜𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝚐𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚖𝚎 𝚊 𝚐𝚒𝚏𝚝. ❞ ❝ 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚐𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚘 𝚏𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚊𝚐𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚌𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚢𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚢. ❞
ᵀᴴᴱ 𝗙𝗜𝗥𝗦𝗧 𝗔𝗩𝗘𝗡𝗚𝗘𝗥 . (@FirstAvowed) profile pictureᵀᴴᴱ 𝗙𝗜𝗥𝗦𝗧 𝗔𝗩𝗘𝗡𝗚𝗘𝗥 .@FirstAvowed18 Jun 2025
⠀ ⠀ ⠀❝ 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝙸'𝚟𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚠𝚊𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚘𝚛. ❞
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• 𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒇𝒇@painedwidowAug 1
༻𝘉𝘭𝘶𝘦-𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘵, 𝘸𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘮𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘮𝘦? 𝘌𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦. 𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘺𝘰𝘶, 𝘐 𝘢𝘮 𝙬𝙝𝙤𝙡𝙚.
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( Down on all fours, lined up against the cabinets. ) please step lightly.
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Good boy. / she drops a kiss against his cheek.
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And handholds, meow. ( Deafeningly loud silence. ) … I’ll help.
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That’s exactly what I was thinking. You’ve got plenty of great footholds on you.
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“I allude to me being scared out of my mind while wearing lululemon, and you genuinely living next door to a pig sty but disliking my dog.” His brow raises higher, head cocking to the side. “You know i’ll be here, it was good seein you miss.”
• 𝖒𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖆 (@painedmaiden) profile picture• 𝖒𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖆@painedmaidenAug 1
“You allude to my being a helicopter parent. I catch your drift, Clint Barton.” She raises a single brow. “Yes. Pigs. Not dogs. You are perceptive.” Now she’s the sarcastic one, roaming to Natasha’s fridge to examine the contents. “Then I will return later. Will you be here?”
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“Don’t shoot! Didn’t say I disapprove, just wasn’t expecting it.” He watches her reaction to Lucky, raising an eyebrow at her face. “Don’t you raise pigs? And she’s out with her sister- your daughter, as far as I know. Unless she came back in the window.”
• 𝖒𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖆 (@painedmaiden) profile picture• 𝖒𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖆@painedmaidenAug 1
“You disapprove of my visiting my daughter? I will relay this to her.” She eyes the dog surging by in a blur of fur and tongue in disdain. Something about that dog was so… wet. “Is she here, Barton?”
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𝑺PIDER——𝘔𝘈𝘕 🕸 .ᐟ ( seen bnd ) (@L0NGINGSPIDER) profile picture
𝑺PIDER——𝘔𝘈𝘕 🕸 .ᐟ ( seen bnd )@L0NGINGSPIDERJul 17
𝑺PIDER——𝘔𝘈𝘕 🕸 .ᐟ ( seen bnd ) (@L0NGINGSPIDER) profile picture𝑺PIDER——𝘔𝘈𝘕 🕸 .ᐟ ( seen bnd )@L0NGINGSPIDERJul 17
⠀ ⠀ & I hope that 𝘥𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯、 ⠀ ⠀ something inside 𝘺𝘰𝘶 ⠀ ⠀ 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳𝘴 you 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘮𝘦 too .
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I’m not much taller, but I guess I do make an excellent step ladder.
• 𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒇𝒇 (@painedwidow) profile picture• 𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒇𝒇@painedwidowAug 1
I was thinking the top shelf of my pantry I can’t reach.
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