Splorps 🇨🇦 retweeted
Hi Ronaldo! Several players brought this post to our attention along with evidence of repeated stream sniping.
After conducting an investigation into the matter, we have concluded that you repeatedly violated our policy against stream sniping in your Rank 1 climb. Our policy can be found here: (riotgames.com/en/news/creato…).
As a result, we are doing the following:
- Your account is banned for two weeks.
- You will not receive Ranked rewards for the season that just ended.
- We are reverting your LP from the season that just ended to Master 0.
While many of your results are legitimate, your abuse of stream sniping for advantage taints your climb, and we will not allow it to stand.
We encourage you to play honorably in the future.
Splorps 🇨🇦 retweeted
She asked me to rate another girl's gameplay I duoed with
trap detected immediately
we just did a collab duo
recorded it for youtube
everything was professional
finished recording
10 minutes later
"so how was she"
"she played well"
wrong answer
"well? just well?"
brother this is a MINEFIELD
here's the thing about this question
it's never actually about the gameplay
just like when girls ask you to rate another girl
they're not asking for your OPINION
they're testing if you NOTICED
and how MUCH you noticed
"she played well" = you noticed
"she was okay" = you're lying and i know it
"i didn't really pay attention" = OMEGA lying
there's no right answer
only degrees of wrong
here's what i learned
when she asks you to rate another girl's gameplay
she's really asking
"did you enjoy playing with her more than me"
"was the synergy better"
"did she understand you faster"
it's not about the GAME
it's about the ENERGY
told her straight up
"she played well but we have zero synergy"
"every call felt like work"
"with you it's automatic"
THAT was the right answer
she went quiet
then
"okay"
crisis averted
but here's the real lesson
whether it's league or life
when a girl asks you to rate another girl
she's not asking for analysis
she's asking
"am i still your number one"
and if you hesitate even a SECOND
you've already lost
the collab was fine
the gameplay was solid
but rins needed to hear
that nobody plays like HER
nobody synergizes like HER
nobody is HER
and once i said that?
we queued up
5-1 out of 6 games
because she needed to PROVE IT
not to me
to herself
so yeah
rate the gameplay honestly if you want
but make sure your DUO knows
nobody is taking her spot
Study the Saskio & Rins way
Splorps 🇨🇦 retweeted
This is undoubtedly the greatest Minecraft clip of all time I cannot believe what I'm watching
Splorps 🇨🇦 retweeted
LR success is so monumental that it carries multiple perfect lessons for the community.
Baus redefined top meta and showed that you don't have to follow meta religiously to be successful. Make them play YOUR game.
Velja shows how quickly potential can be realised given proper circumstance. Imagine all the talent not given opportunity.
Nemesis and Crownie perseverance is enlightening. How many incredibly talented players didn't get a chance to due organisation and industry flaws.
Rekkles shows that EU can win worlds again 👑
And last but definitely not least, Caedrel is the personification of a true esports fan and a leader. Teaching how you can create hype, reinvent entertainment all the while keeping your humility and not turning into toxic fandom.
There is a reason everybody is invested in the Los Ratones saga. People can feel that something is changing, and they are wholeheartedly rooting for them.
🐀 = hope
Splorps 🇨🇦 retweeted
FFX is one of the most beautiful, well crafted pieces of media I have ever had the joy of playing.
Splorps 🇨🇦 retweeted
YOU'RE INVITED!!
I've almost been streaming for an entire year, which is so crazy omg. I would love to celebrate this milestone with all of you! There are going to be goals, incentives and giveaways!
When: Wednesday, April 10th @ 4PM PST
Where: twitch.tv/lithicals
Splorps 🇨🇦 retweeted
Botlaners if you want to get coached by me for a couple of games for a youtube video rt and comment below.

































