Superior semenship

If horses were built like cows

How much for all

I wonder what nutting in reverse feels like 🤔

Taking applications for big bull boyfriends 🐮 ✅

Okay hear me out: the wash your dragon game but with horses 🧼 🐴 ✨

The official coffee creamer for horses 😌

You can crush a can with your bicep? That’s cute. I can crush one with my balls 😎

Sucking pole

It’s Buddy! And look who’s the next guest star! 🎨 Esper and Karst on FA #buddy #buddytheunicorn

Just let it happen

Okay Buddy Sing-Along was awesome but @Buddy_The_Uni I’m gonna need you to release your album now fr

Oh yeahhhh time for Buddy Sing-Along! #buddy #buddytheunicorn #buddysingalong

Ran into @MattTheMooCow today 🐮

I wasn’t invited back to the children’s party after this

“Daddy, can I have the chair shaped like a fully grown muscular man’s lap?”

“Don’t cum”

Girl is it autumn, cause I’m fall-ing for you 🐴 🍁

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!! 🐴🧡🦄

Okay canine frens, I’m curious. Because you have such a heightened sense of smell, are you always silently judging people? Like when you’re hanging out with your bros is it like: “Hmmm… *sniff sniff* Why does Matt smell like Splotch?” 🤔 😳 😏

Did you know that I make a cameo in the Buddy movie? Pretty cool huh 😎 #Buddy