@SFGiants in-game host. @knbr on-air host. Fluent in Seal. Used to be on TV (Triples Alley, Armchair QB, & Summer Sunday). A. E. I. O. U. And sometimes Y.

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Joined March 2013
Nothing has ever made me feel older than Albert Pujols doing an ad for colon screening. #WorldSeries
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Oh great I’m crying.
Dave Flemming and Ryan Spilborghs are standing up for Duane Kuiper on the big stage 🧡
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Joe Davis gets a lot of 💩but using that impromptu break to give us background on Booser was impeccable storytelling. That’s what you want from a play-by-play guy. #WorldSeries
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I love extra innings in the #WorldSeries because I don’t even care who wins but I still wanna puke.
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There is absolutely nothing like extra innings in the #WorldSeries . One of the best feelings of being a sports fan.
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He was absolutely safe on the hip so it had to be on the hand? What did they see we didn’t? He looked safe.
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If Lynch even SNIFFS that the Niners have a shot he goes all-in. That’s all you could ever ask your GM for.
49ers midseason trades under GM John Lynch '17: Jimmy Garoppolo '19: Emmanuel Sanders '20: Jordan Willis, *Kiko Alonso '21: Charles Omenihu '22: Christian McCaffrey '23: Chase Young, Randy Gregory '24: Khalil Davis '25: Keion White '26: DeForest Buckner *-never played for 49ers
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Rooting for the Brew Crew but I’mma need 7. #WorldSeries
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Trust in John Lynch. #FTTB
I’ll give Lynch credit: he goes for it. Trading for Garoppolo. Trading up for the #3 pick. Trading for McCaffrey. And now the Chase Young deal. He doesn’t sit on his pile, he pushes his chips in the middle and goes all-in. Win, lose, or draw on this trade, I respect it. #FTTB
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I am so happy I could cry.
The 49ers have acquired DL DeForest Buckner in a trade from the Colts, source confirms, pending physical. I don’t have time to check who had it first, but it wasn’t me.
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DEFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #FTTB
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Put in Kyle Harrison @Brewers!
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The Valks have a chance to win the title before bottomless mimosas end. Thursday could be epic.
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An extra 20 minutes for Niners and Raiders fans to drink in the Levi's parking lot. What could possibly go wrong?
The #49ers Week 9 matchup against The Raiders on November 8, has been flexed up from 1:05 PM Pacific to 1:25 PM Pacific
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'The Warden of Valkatraz' is the hardest nickname in all of sports.
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For a league that is skyrocketing in popularity there have been a lot of curious decisions by the WNBA. Playing a championship-clinching game at 9:30 AM local time for one of the teams is one of them.
WNBA Finals Game 6 will be played Thursday at 12:30 p.m. ET at State Farm Arena, per @ramonashelburne.
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The ONE time we need the Chiefs to win! 🙄
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NOBODY hates the Seahawks more than me but man, having JSN in fantasy is an absolute treat.
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