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Jaguar πŸ† β€’ Software Engineer β€’ AuDHD β€’ He/they πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ β€’ PFP: @SUPORTA_

Joined May 2023
People keep asking me why I have a ram fursuit and not a jaguar fursuit It’s actually quite simple: Spots are expensive
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we're melting cis white guys down for scrap metal
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awoo #zukka
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Oh yeah, we fierce 🎨 @rollovercarl
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slime friend πŸ’š #deadlock
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I suck at flirting so instead I’ll stay up well past my bedtime so I can spend more time with you
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Nick 🐁 for gorlaf
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I got 1 day to get hot before Megaplex
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My ancestors died in the coal mines so I could be a twink raccoon on the internet
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what if the dead horse is beating me too
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I’m gonna miss these guys #fifaworldcup
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I was suddenly reminded of a period that probably everyone of us goes through. It's the moment when we reminisce about the days we spent with someone whose paths diverged. And this period is so.. painful. #promisestokeepvn #rofi
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People laugh about how cats love boxes, but if there was suddenly a box bigger than you in your living room, you'd probably go in it too.
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how y'all be planning anthrocon airbnb - booked last winter plane tickets - booked in march time off - requested 4 months before pre-registration - AH SHIT AH FUCK
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searching through a bands discography just to find that one banger to loop
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i get so sad going back to my empty place after a night with my friends, i'm very certain we're meant to fall asleep in a pile together like a litter of puppies
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would u go in a gym session with him?
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I'm a beach enjoyer~
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Taking waist ups like this for πŸ™πŸ›πŸ π•Œπ•Šπ”» Comment below and I'll DM you
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poster for my uni furry club
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My new OC, Gaia Wilder! A newbie White Tiger astronaut reporting for duty!✨
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