Learn to think like a potato with my almost OK hints, tips and tricks for business and life
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When you end up scrolling through someone's tweet history and you really want to know how the round of golf went, but it seems awkward to ask 'cause it was over a year ago, and it's a complete stranger... Should I ask?
#questionoftheday
#questions #Curiosity
I made this card (homemade) that you can download and print for your mother.
You're welcome.
#MothersDay #happymothersday #greetingcards #bespoke #homemade
This is irrevocable proof that we are missing two months from our calendar! This is bigger than #watergate, #FlatEarth and #chinaspyballoon combined! #ConspiracyTheories #conspiracy
Please. If you are having children, consider the name Gary. If you've already got kids, why not change the name to Gary? If you have multiple children, this could make a huge difference 🙏🏻🙏🏻
"When officers called to the scene searched the pervert’s car, they found more courgettes."
#courgettes
I've recently learned about "#theick" from an acquaintance. I noticed a few that I completed today:
✅ Couldn't find the right cough to clear my phlegm.
✅ Glasses steamed up when I entered the office.
✅ Had to clear snow from windscreen. Some fell into my shoe.
#theickisreal