Well that was a terrifying landing, but we're on the ground and I'm pretty sure we still have most of our tires so I'm calling it a win!

Gotta get them CEs. Romance scams are truly fascinating under the microscope. #acfe #cfe

I voted today. 100+ items on my ballot. Lively bunch, full crowd, no wait, and they didn't even run out of paper for the ballot printers this time!

Off to an early morning canvas of one of the high crime parts of Houston. Going to try not to look too suspicious but I will stand out like a sore thumb. #bestjobever

.@TXsecofstate your new website is awful. Each LLC I search is a separate credit card transaction now? Is this real? That's like HEB ringing up each item as a separate sale. Please tell me it gets better.

It's good to be home.

.@united thank you for the food voucher text since the MSP lounge is closed. It was so easy to get breakfast. Signed, one less hangry passenger.

With 2 minutes left, Long Island got a 5 min major, and everyone else on the ice got 10 minute misconducts. Bulldogs still swept.

BU LL DO G S

Back at my ancestral homeland. No, not Luxembourg. The one after that. Cue Elton John singing Circle of Life.

RIP. I still miss it.

Can't tell you how many hit-and-run cases I've worked where the at-fault driver gets out of the car and runs away, and it turns out the registered owner has a past DUI (or more). Also, nothing happens to the at-fault driver and/or owner. You're just screwed. Get good insurance.

I won bingo TWICE tonight including the final blackout. Thanks to @Lucky19Brewing and @brew30taphouse for the fun and the swag.

Winner winner chicken dinner. Came to @brew30taphouse for some tacos, stayed for @11BelowBrewing / @B52Brewing bingo sweet sweet victory. My trophy is the glass on the left.

I went to take out the trash at 9pm and the wind was so hot I had to go check the temperature. It does indeed feel like it's 97 degrees out there. I can't imagine my ancestors doing life without AC.

After 2 calls in 2 days with 60+ minutes of hold time and 2 disconnects, I'm starting to think my call is NOT very important to the Shelby County Clerk, even though their hold message says otherwise.

Sin City is on fire tonight.