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Indiana, USA
Joined May 2016
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Jenna vs Tatiyana in the #dwts dance off
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Dude Myles looks so out of shape…
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Applying to work for the 1-800-GAMBLER Call Center to source fresh DK Accounts 🧠👈
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The NATO Left already starting their bullshit
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if the Colts next GM isn’t Jesus of Nazareth or the Prophet Muhammad then I’m not seeing a Lombardi in my lifetime
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Throw him a hospital ball and ur on agenda forever I promise
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Josh Downs can park his bitch ass next to Myles Turner as never welcome in our city again.
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If Carson Wentz hadn't deleted the tweet about cutting off his dick it would have 100K retweets by now that's a rookie move
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HE’S BACKKKKKKKK
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It’s Fernando Time in Vegas
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Fernando Mendoza.
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🚨 NL ROTY SIGNED BALL GIVEAWAY 🚨 REPOST for a chance to win a signed Sal Stewart baseball! Must enter before 12 PM ET, November 11. Rules ➡️ atmlb.com/2GALeNF
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Whether it’s game day or every day, reliability matters. That’s why I trust Neal Tire & Auto Service. #Sponsored
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Daniel Jones is playing worse than Curtis Painter did in 2011. On every statistical category. Curtis painter was paid $500,000 that year. Daniel Jones will be paid 50 million dollars this year
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9 games of Curtis Painter in 2011 gave the colts 6 TDs 9 int 132/243 1541 passing yards 9 games of Daniel Jones this year 5 TDs 9 int 162/268 1542 passing yards I mean… cmon
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Colts kicking their own As*es trading 2 1st rounders 4 Ahmad Gardner. He’s gotta go by his govt name.
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What they won’t tell you is that he prepares better than any1.
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This is like the fifth time you guys have ‘defeated fascism’ by… *checks notes*… voting it out
Vibes in America tonight.
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"Yesterday, Curt Cignetti said there's SEC bias in the CFP rankings. Well: * Lowest rated undefeated team: UCLA * Number of two-loss teams left out: Big Ten (1), SEC (0) * Number of 3 loss teams left out: Big Ten (6), SEC (0) Cignetti is right." 📺youtube.com/watch?v=CZLRkWI1…
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AJ Brown you ruined my life. You do this bitching all last season how you hate Philly and shit. Get traded to your old coach. Got everyone hyped that you and Maye gonna be a top duo in the league. Then get injured in the first fucking quarter of opening night. Early reports was that you would be out 6-8 week, BUT you reportedly recovered well and came back after just 4 games. JUST TO FUCKING DROP 20 PASSES FIRST GAME BACK. 2ND GAME BACK YOU ARE JUST RUNNING AROUND WITH YOU DICK IN YOUR HAND. Now you are injured again and no real updates… 19.1 total fantasy points this season Fuck. You. AJ. Brown.
AJ Brown (ankle, knee) doesn't practice again Thursday.
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