Professional Retard Certified Boat Fucker ⚡🐝 Occasionally draws anime tiddies and space marines

Joined March 2010
Lady Andralina Ardesiri of Sathik
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A magical device. Chocolate shell, crunchy bean ground within, and a liquid espresso core. An espresso shot as a chocolate bite. I am soon going to die of atrial fibrillation.
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Back when I played Kantai Collection, there were no DEs. Original favorites when I played, and favorites since.
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Got my eye busted. First time getting stitches. Sunglasses probably kept my eye itself from getting damaged at least. I've been getting hurt in sports a lot more than at work.
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I want to get back into drawing, but I’ve just not been setting aside the time to just do it. I’ve wanted to get a display tablet, but I can’t justify it to myself. I don’t draw enough as is, so why should I spend a bunch of money on something like that. A new tool can always be useful, but it just becomes an expensive toy when it is left unused. So far all the expensive things I’ve been buying, flashlights and multitools and such, I’ve been using frequently. A display tablet would be cool, but I worry at what frequency I would actually use it. I think I also just miss the old online drawing culture of a decade plus ago. Drawing silly dumb things anonymously, goofing off for fun and sharing your silly drawings with each other. Tumblr and Twitter seem to have rotted that out over time.
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Finished Ace Combat 8 First half feels kinda rough, but then it really picks up and finishes great. The Multiplayer is kinda neat too, but it's annoying it waits to time out and kicks everyone if someone disconnects in the lobby.
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🐾Pawtober (part 2) - Day 4
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I now have the full Navy path
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I seem to be doing a really good job in this game!
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☆ * ~ * ☆ ~Fuck~ ☆ * ~ * ☆
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That #My9Games thing I've seen going around. The top three are probably the most relevant.
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Lady Andralina Ardesiri and Erika Keenly. I barely finish anything, so I don't have a 'new' full body for Keenly. Hell, it's been 13 years since I cleaned up her color scheme...
Show us your first OC design!
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I have given myself psychic damage realizing I first drew this character 18 years ago...
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OC Andralina Ardesiri
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I didn’t realize the Air Force and I have the same birthday
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It’s probably a Fun Fact I knew years and years ago, but had totally forgotten about. I go into the galley and they have a special meal going on. I see on the menu “Happy Birthday Air Force!”. I look at my watch wondering what day it is. Oh yeah, it’s my birthday. How about that.
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Most important feature
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Wasn't expecting to pick this up today. It even comes with a sticker set!
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It's easier to open than my little belt knife too. I can probably sideline the Gerber now.
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So, I had a chocolate bar in the lower door of my freezer, and an Oreo cone in the upper door. There were some vac packed fish in the lower door as well. I get my chocolate and it's covered in slimy pink stuff. I assume it's the fish is leaking and that's disgusting. I open my chocolate and it's at least sealed up tight so I can avoid pink-goo contamination. Today I take the Oreo cone out, and it is ALSO covered in slimy pink shit. What the actual fuck? Pic Related was soggy, dripping pink slime from every opening. Open it up and it's not even ice cream, it's Oreo themed foam. The fucking fish wasn't leaking, it was OREO leaking all over everything else. Thick, slimy, pink Oreo Goo™. I have no idea why what should have been an ice cream cone would be emitting an unknown pink substance, but it makes me severely question eating anything Oreo related again... Next you'll tell me Reece's Peanut Butter turns into an unknown sludge over time.
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