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Steve 🦍🪑 retweeted
I did a thing. And made a thing.
Something dope is coming for @themutualfun NFTs this weekend 🪑
Steve 🦍🪑 retweeted
JNKYZ: Dead Shift Season 1 is LIVE 🧟
JNKYZ holders: 3 official attempts, played as your JNKYZ
Everyone: unlimited practice as Wade
Every run is replayed on our server
Top shifts earn the prize: BAYC Mudwater TCG packs
7 days. Clock in 👇
deadshift.jnkyz.com
Steve 🦍🪑 retweeted
Here's how SOLO Options Vaults work, start to finish. You stake a token like $STONKBROKER into a vault and choose the price you would be happy to sell at, for example 2x or 3x of today's price, one week or one month. Traders pay you a premium up front for the right to buy your tokens at that price based on the volatility index of that token. When the epoch ends below your price, you keep your tokens and you keep the premium. When it ends above, the trader's profit comes out of your tokens and you keep the rest plus the premium, so it works like selling at the price you already said you wanted.
Traders get a tokenized options contract coin for every option they buy. It's a normal ERC-20 token they can hold, LP, send or trade during the round. At expiry the coin is burned to settle, and if the price finished above the strike, the holder claims their profit from the vault.
Swaps for buying in and cashing out run through Uniswap and the Mancer aggregator.
Leverage trading without liquidations.
All fees for listings and trading on SOLO vaults automatically route to a smart contract which anyone can call at any time to swap the tokens inside to $STONKBROKER and send the $STONKBROKER tokens to the burn wallet.
If you'd like your token listed in SOLO vaults without going through the Dutch Auction or $STONKBROKER voting process for instant single sided staking and lev trading on your token reach out to me directly before the end of the week via the Stonkbroker discord.
SOLO Vaults will list new tokens in two phases. The tokenized option contracts are fully ownerless and permissionless peer to peer technology, but at launch we can add several tickers ourselves.
If you are a team building on Robinhood Chain and want your token in our initial SOLO Vaults listings on StonkBrokers, reach out this week. After that, new listings will go through a Dutch auction in $STONKBROKER. A SOLO Vaults listing gives your token instant access to peer to peer leverage trading, plus single sided staking and yield for its liquidity providers.
Steve 🦍🪑 retweeted
SOLO Vaults will list new tokens in two phases. The tokenized option contracts are fully ownerless and permissionless peer to peer technology, but at launch we can add several tickers ourselves.
If you are a team building on Robinhood Chain and want your token in our initial SOLO Vaults listings on StonkBrokers, reach out this week. After that, new listings will go through a Dutch auction in $STONKBROKER. A SOLO Vaults listing gives your token instant access to peer to peer leverage trading, plus single sided staking and yield for its liquidity providers.
Steve 🦍🪑 retweeted
Picture in Picture mode is now live on Clutch TV for iOS, Android and PC.
Keep watching your favorite streams while you trade on your favorite apps at the same time.
Why did we build Clutch TV? We believe there is a major educational and social gap we need to bridge to make onchain participation more fun and human.
The creators on Clutch TV will build that bridge of understanding around tokenization and global ownership through stock tokens. They will also help users explore the new primitives we launch on Robinhood Chain for stock token yield and trading strategies.
Build apps people want to use.
Clock in at stonkbrokers.io/tv
Steve 🦍🪑 retweeted
Just did a trade on the @themutualfun OTC Desk. Very smooth process, and easy to use! King Pickle cooked with this tool, could see this expanded to other collections
Looking for more Smaug seats, will be putting up a bunch of trade offer today
Steve 🦍🪑 retweeted
The night shift just started at the yard. One life. Endless waves. Top shifts earn the prize.
Play free in your browser, on your phone or on your toaster!!
deadshift.jnkyz.com
#JNKYZ #DeadShift
Steve 🦍🪑 retweeted
Even though it's gauche to talk about, I see posts from a handful of individuals discussing @themutualfun floor price. So let's talk about it. Even though we aren't "supposed to".
First, the tough part to hear. It's going to go lower. It just will. This is a long-term project, and the sacrifice we make in the marathon of building is not having early, short-term bursts. We have to conserve energy.
There is nothing wrong with thinking about and discussing floor price, but it's clear when it's being done out of genuine interest vs. engagement farming. Floor price DOES matter, though, as much as I don't want to spend my day seeing people talk about it 😅. It's one of our standardized KPIs across our industry to gauge interest and value in NFTs.
But horizon (timeline) matters more. And we've gone out of our way to warn people about the longer outlook on TMF.
If this spooks you, you think I'm going to just "disappear," or you can't afford to hold the NFT for the long haul, now is a great time to find a good exit. No judgment. I have a WETH floor at .03 ETH for disclosure; feel free to WETH into those bids. Or dump it into the AMM and generate fees for the funds in the process.
Now, the good part. This is normal and expected, and we don't factor it into how we build long-term. It's free money in Web3. We are 3.5x our mint, which we consider healthy. People who don't believe in us (or things in general) will take the easy cash. And that's gud fees for the funds!
Dengs minted for 11 $APE in Jan 2025. I watched it dip below the mint price, with over 2500 Dengs listed at one point (yes, over 50% of the collection).
Did that stop me? No. I built dozens of tools, games, activations, and more for hodlers, and after a year and a half, we sat at a steady 150x our floor price. The people who believed the most benefited the most.
If you don't believe I can or will do the same sort of things with TMF, then IDK what to tell you other than to sit back and enjoy the show. I relish the opportunity to prove you wrong.
And to those who ARE buckled in for the journey and have been supportive, THANK YOU.
Okay that's enough floor talk, back to building dope shit for our hodlers 😉
Steve 🦍🪑 retweeted
"Do people actually care about tokenized RWAs?"
These are real messages from the lounge over the last week. You tell us.
Does it seem like people chair?
Steve 🦍🪑 retweeted
While still in Beta, without an official launch announcement, Clutch TV has already brought 22 unique channels and creators to Robinhood Chain, including streamers, podcasters, musicians and gamers.
Clutch TV officially goes live next week, but that’s far from everything we shipped this week. Let’s recap an incredibly busy and exciting week for the StonkBrokers ecosystem.
• Launched Clutch TV Beta, onboarding 22 channels and creators to Robinhood Chain.
• Deployed StonkBrokers Smart Accounts.
• Worked with Good Vibes Club to launch MOODS.
• Collaborated with Card Wall to drive further TCG RWA growth on Robinhood Chain.
• Completed smart contract development with Mancer to enable “Machi Mode” perpetuals trading for Books (coming soon).
• Saw the Mancer and Books ecosystem go live on iOS and Android in Beta.
• Overhauled our UX and website experience with a major StonkBrokers website upgrade.
• Reached the top 3 in stock token trading volume on Robinhood Chain.
• Generated $25 million in cumulative ecosystem trading volume across Uniswap and UP.
• Expanded global accessibility for $STONKBROKER with a new KCEX listing as part of Operation Prime.
• Added $STONKBROKER liquidity pools to Aerodrome and Ramses Exchange.
• Brought the Hyperliquid token to Robinhood Chain via Tickeryard.
• Deployed Smart Investment Accounts enabling gasless, transaction-free trading experiences.
• Began development of privacy-based liquidity pools powered by zero-knowledge proofs through Uniswap v4 hooks.
• Completed smart contract audits for Solo Vaults, our tokenized options product.
• Continued development of our quantum-protected accounts.
• Continued burning $STONKBROKER tokens, permanently reducing supply through our ecosystem’s deflationary mechanisms.
• Distributed $60,000 in marketing rewards to our community, powered by protocol revenue and usage.
• Expanded Clutch TV’s creator monetization infrastructure with stock-token tipping, tradable stream passes, creator royalties and protocol fees directed toward $STONKBROKER buybacks and burns.
From tokenized stocks and options to privacy infrastructure, smart accounts, social trading and creator monetization, we’re continuing to build out the financial infrastructure of Robinhood Chain.
We call that shipping.
More to come.
gamers are streaming on Clutch TV already... this is going to be fun to watch this grow!!
where all the gamers at?? Clutch TV is a great way to monetize what you're already doing...
@ClutchMarkets @OxSimpleFarmer 💪
Final call for all activated holders to cast their vote 🛎
Today is a big day 🪑
In ~5 hours, voting for the first week closes and the funds start shifting their composition. Great turnout.
That means you have 5 HOURS LEFT to vote and enroll any seats if you want to participate in next week's activity!
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Steve 🦍🪑 retweeted
WHO ELSE IS DOING THIS?
$20,000 in, graded card pulls out every hour.
426 graded trading cards airdropped to 355 holders. $10,000 of card pulls airdropped two weeks ago. $20,000 more today. Over $70,000 to holders since launch.
No staking. No claiming. No whitelist. No BS. Hold the activated membership and the airdrops land in your wallet.
Take a shot at $5K right away, or save up to take a swing at $150K later.
The only TCG gacha that pays its holders in real trading cards on the success of the the best business model in web3.
One membership. One token ($WALL). 26 gacha machines powered by @Collector_Crypt - Pokémon, One Piece, Dragon Ball, Lorcana, sports.
7,166 pulls and $2.4M through them in 42 days. Every pull is a graded card with a 72-hour buyback. Trade your slabs peer to peer with other holders. Get your cards shipped to your house.
A share of what the machines make is bought as $WALL on the open market and airdropped back to holders as pulls.
BONUS: 9 random slabs are ready for those who share - PSA 10 Mega Charizard X EX in the mix. Because, why not?
Watch live: thecardwall.com/rain
Who's here for the rain?
🌧️
$10,000 in spins loaded into the rain vault 🌧️
$50 spin credits with each drop. Stackable. No expiration.
Why? You simply held @TheCardWall activated NFTs.
Obtain $WALL.
Swap for the membership.
thecardwall.com/membership
Steve 🦍🪑 retweeted
Moods have landed in Vibetown 🤙 😜
In 15 minutes, $STOKED launches on Robinhood Chain via @ClutchMarkets
Once the anti-snipe phase ends, the Anvil opens. That's where 333,333 $STOKED plus the vault fee gets you a Mood.
Official link: stonkbrokers.io/safe-launch/…
Steve 🦍🪑 retweeted
Today is a big day 🪑
In ~5 hours, voting for the first week closes and the funds start shifting their composition. Great turnout.
That means you have 5 HOURS LEFT to vote and enroll any seats if you want to participate in next week's activity!
Steve 🦍🪑 retweeted
🚨 SMaug BOARD MEETING: ADJOURNED. 🐉💰
🎬 VIDEO of the meeting below, enjoy!! 🎥⚱️🔉🔊
Sound On.
I didn't expect to say this, but HOLY SHIT… @themutualfun is FUN!!! 😂🔥
It's not just in the name 🤣
Trading, investing, and potentially making money alongside your favorite crypto degens?
Turns out social investing is WAY more addictive than I imagined.
Me and my @apechurch investor boys just literally had a personal VC planning our votes and some future plans for SMAUG fund. Gonna be epic.
And speaking of epic... from what I'm hearing, @Kingpickle is just getting warmed up. 👀
🪑 Pull up a chair. Bring your buddies. Join the experiment.
The best may be yet to come…
WHO'S SITTING WITH ME?! LFG!!! 🚀🍻
#TMF #Crypto #NFTs
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