My dad once asked me if letting me play the trombone made me gay and honestly I don’t know (He/Him)

Provo, UT
Joined June 2013
Movie idea: Man and Woman meet working at high rise consulting firm. He’s white, she’s black, he’s fresh out of college, she’s his boss, they fall in love. But they both have a secret...
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What my mom thinks will happen if I marry a man
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When you’ve killed 5 zombies, 2 vampires and burnt 8 witches but start wondering why they’re all carrying candy bags (I should’ve checked the calendar)
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😭
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We were going for vampires but what do you think we look like?
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i know them drinks nasty😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Literally audiobooks for me after a long day
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passing a problem off to my supervisor and saying “that’s why you get paid the big bucks”
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North West & Natalie Nunn kinda chewed.
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Me & my boyfriend when he’s overstimulated and I’m hangry
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Barely caught myself before I cursed in front of my friends kids
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Saving these so we can show our kids and they can be like “wait, y’all weren’t always old and crusty!?”
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And he had to tell his mom 🥹🥹
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His faces 😭😭😭😭
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“He's gunna go up to the Upper Peninsula and get a pretty cold welcome.” And the UP said…
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Ole girl on that awkward-ass 2-hour trip home after gettin kicked out the Klan rally… 🤣🤣🤣
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Lemme give RENAISSANCE another spin actually
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2010 - 2018 - 2026 Just goofy looking whole life 💀
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lisa frank looking ass planet
SURREAL🚨: A 17-year-old teenager discovered a planet about 6.9 times larger than Earth on just the third day of his internship at NASA
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