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Movie idea: Man and Woman meet working at high rise consulting firm. He’s white, she’s black, he’s fresh out of college, she’s his boss, they fall in love. But they both have a secret...
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When you’ve killed 5 zombies, 2 vampires and burnt 8 witches but start wondering why they’re all carrying candy bags
(I should’ve checked the calendar)
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passing a problem off to my supervisor and saying “that’s why you get paid the big bucks”
Saving these so we can show our kids and they can be like “wait, y’all weren’t always old and crusty!?”
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“He's gunna go up to the Upper Peninsula and get a pretty cold welcome.”
And the UP said…
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Ole girl on that awkward-ass 2-hour trip home after gettin kicked out the Klan rally… 🤣🤣🤣






























