Inside the right pocket of my sweatpants is a second, smaller, pocket and I donβt know what Iβve done to deserve this.
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A man βprayingβ as the plane goes down while the woman continues to work is actually the perfect metaphor for patriarchyοΏΌ
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Men calling women bad drivers when men still cause 73- 78% of fatal and serious car crashes.
Men calling women βtoo emotionalβ when men commit 80 - 88% of violent crimes (and most war crimes) yet also form 80 - 86% of police and security forces maintaining law and order.
Men calling women βdependentβ even though women still perform about three times more unpaid care and domestic work worldwide.
Men calling women βoverly sensitiveβ even though women score higher in cognitive empathy across 57 countries.
βEveryone, including Eliβs parents, danced to a Cake cover band called Icing.β
#UnderStory #ChloeBenjamin #sentencesIwishIdwritten
Hi @TraderJoesList I found this in my bag of pistachios.
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The problem with Facebook Marketplace is it doesn't let you sort items by how haunted they are.
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"She was going to a frat house, she knew what she was going to get."
Oh yeah?
If that's what frat houses are for, close them all entirely, immediately.
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Currently crying in the PAWS room, my favorite Tiger I ever got to watch! From your rookie year to now!
Love you JV!
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File this under βplaces in which a trampoline should not beβ
πΈJohn Miller - Howell, MI
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βI was angry about the human talent that was lost just because it was born into a female body, and the mediocrity that was rewarded because it was born into a male one.β
Gloria Steinem
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My favorite adult hack is when I carefully and thoughtfully put something very important away so I can't lose it, and then I never find it again.
Hi @BAGGU My car was stolen while visiting my son in Chicago, used in a homicide, then set on fire β- with two of my favorite Baggus inside. Any chance you have a Crime Victim Discount for shopping bags?
βThey will call you hysterical no matter how much dignity you have. So you might as well do whatever the hell you want.β #BrightYoungWomen #JessicaKnoll
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women are lonely, too. but people donβt care because lonely women don't murder, they go to grad school or get a rescue dog.
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Fighting for kids to receive state-mandated Bible instruction while fighting against those same kids receiving free lunch is exactly the kind of religious hypocrisy Christians should stand against.
This is what it looks like to take the Lordβs name in vain.
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For anyone who is confused, the United States was founded on religious freedom, not Christianity.
βSaturday morning I woke up and realized it was already Saturday afternoon.β #linesIwishIdwritten #MurderOnSexIsland #JoFirestone
















