Marco Rubio finding out he now runs shows at Stand Up NY

What's a phrase that makes total sense to stand up comics but zero sense to everyone else?

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If your strongest bit isn’t “emailing bookers,” good news, we made it easy. Spots now open. 🚀🎭

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Sundays are for specials, and today it’s all about Andrew Santino’s White Noise. Plug in and laugh out. 😂🎤 #SundaySpecial

The Aussie is coming. Isaac Butterfield at Stand Up NY. 🇦🇺

Today, we pause to remember the lives lost and the heroes who emerged on September 11, 2001. ❤️ At Stand Up NY, we believe in the power of laughter to heal, but today we also honor the power of memory. We stand with every New Yorker and every family forever changed by that day.

Think you can argue (and joke) your way to victory? DM us!

🚕🍌 Take a Banana for a Ride is officially peeling out Aug 5! Get your tickets before this ride sells out.

⛱️ We're shipping NYC’s funniest out east because your houseguest’s stories aren’t that entertaining. Come laugh where the rosé flows. 🤣🍷 🎟️ going fast! #StandUpNYPresents #SouthamptonSocial

Stuck in the city for July 4th weekend? Same. At least we have A/C, cold drinks, and comics funnier than your friend who left for the Hamptons. 🎤🇺🇸 Tomorrow night at Stand Up NY. Get tix now.

Happy 4th comedy fam! Before you grill the hot dogs, watch @JoeListComedy roast himself in Fourth of July. A raw, funny, and painfully real film from one of our favorites 🍻🎆🇺🇸