Stanley Robertson (“big Stan”) · Jul 22, 2026 · 9:20 PM UTC

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Stanley Robertson (“big Stan”)@StanleyRob77Jul 22

Hooked up with a girl in Greece a few months back and I just got a message from some guy from Serbia on IG heated at me saying he’s her bf and he’ll find me🤣✌🏼 ight man

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Stanley Robertson (“big Stan”) · Oct 30, 2026 · 12:23 AM UTC

Stanley Robertson (“big Stan”)@StanleyRob77Oct 30

Got switched teams randomly at the job I’m about to leave and two dudes on my new team are former NFL starters/Super Bowl champs lmao

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Stanley Robertson (“big Stan”) · Oct 28, 2026 · 4:16 PM UTC

Stanley Robertson (“big Stan”)@StanleyRob77Oct 28

Chicago is simultaneously filled with some of the best/kind people to exist and some of the absolute worst humans society has to offer

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Stanley Robertson (“big Stan”) · Oct 23, 2026 · 4:44 PM UTC

Stanley Robertson (“big Stan”)@StanleyRob77Oct 23

Been 3 weeks in Florida and still searching for my Latina wife

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Stanley Robertson (“big Stan”) · Oct 21, 2026 · 4:41 PM UTC

Stanley Robertson (“big Stan”)@StanleyRob77Oct 21

Still don’t see how I can wake up every day for the next 25-30 years going to a mundane corporate job. I was born to be a nepo baby socialite

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Stanley Robertson (“big Stan”) · Oct 19, 2026 · 3:28 PM UTC

Stanley Robertson (“big Stan”)@StanleyRob77Oct 19

Weddings always make me yearn to get married. Will Stan ever find his wife??

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Stanley Robertson (“big Stan”) · Oct 17, 2026 · 9:08 PM UTC

Stanley Robertson (“big Stan”)@StanleyRob77Oct 17

I’m too lazy to wish people I never talk to happy birthday

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Stanley Robertson (“big Stan”) · Oct 16, 2026 · 4:56 PM UTC

Stanley Robertson (“big Stan”)@StanleyRob77Oct 16

Dude at the airport in a tiny eating area asks for my other chair that he clearly sees my dry cleaned suit hanging on (nowhere else to put it while I eat) and when i tell him no he calls me an asshole and walks away dramatically👍 multiple other chairs open at other tables btw

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Stanley Robertson (“big Stan”) · Oct 15, 2026 · 1:13 AM UTC

Stanley Robertson (“big Stan”)@StanleyRob77Oct 15

Should I start playing pickleball as a hobby or is that gay

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Stanley Robertson (“big Stan”) · Oct 13, 2026 · 4:50 PM UTC

Stanley Robertson (“big Stan”)@StanleyRob77Oct 13

Started my new corporate job in Florida two days ago and already got a better offer with better work life balance and 40k more a year managing my own territory😭 how do I leave my current job

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Stanley Robertson (“big Stan”) · Oct 10, 2026 · 9:57 PM UTC

Stanley Robertson (“big Stan”)@StanleyRob77Oct 10

My uncle from prison giving me girl advice 🥀🥀

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Stanley Robertson (“big Stan”) · Oct 9, 2026 · 1:17 PM UTC

Stanley Robertson (“big Stan”)@StanleyRob77Oct 9

Woke up next to a chick talking about she has a sorority brunch and can I get her an uber. I’m 25. This is a desperate cry for a girlfriend

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Stanley Robertson (“big Stan”) · Oct 8, 2026 · 11:37 PM UTC

Stanley Robertson (“big Stan”)@StanleyRob77Oct 8

IU spread is lock of the year over Nebraska tomorrow. Don’t say I never tried to put money in your pockets

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Stanley Robertson (“big Stan”) · Oct 8, 2026 · 11:28 PM UTC

Stanley Robertson (“big Stan”)@StanleyRob77Oct 8

I’m still convinced the majority of women fresh out of college do absolutely nothing at their jobs

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Stanley Robertson (“big Stan”) · Oct 7, 2026 · 8:48 PM UTC

Stanley Robertson (“big Stan”)@StanleyRob77Oct 7

Talking stage from 3 years ago just randomly texted me to lmk she got the ick from me bc I was allergic to her cats but wanted to see how I was doing now #whatdatmean

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