Casual reminder that the Grim Reaper is doing a job. He doesnβt choose who dies, he goes where heβs needed. This is not his fault
Yes Iβm defending an anthropomorphic personification
Meghan Markle is a plumber??
Meghan is apparently considering a return to the small screen via Guy Ritchieβs Netflix hit, The Gentlemen.
I have another project for her.
Forget the carefully choreographed appearances. Fix your mother-in-lawβs fountain.
It has been dry for weeks and frankly it runs even less frequently than I do these days.
We Brits will love you for it.
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With love, Kay
Iβm on PIP, my rent isnβt paid for me. Iβm also on Universal Credit and my rent still isnβt paid for me. Check your facts before you make a tit of yourself on the internet
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She keeps rubbing herself against the chair or sofa until she builds up a static charge and then runs over and shocks me.
Why does she understand static electricity??? How does she know to use it for evil???
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a friend of mine is a cannibal currently housed in SHU. he told me they put andrew tate in the unit next to him, so he screams at night just so tate can't get any sleep.
Please recommend a light daytime face moisturiser. Ideally hydrating. NO SPF (Iβm allergic not stupid)
The people who complain about the smell of weed smoke from neighbours, do you/would you complain about cigarette smoke too? If not, whatβs the difference?
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I didnβt agree with a lot of what Ann Widdecombe said, but she stood on business. To hear that she was found dead with significant injuries is just heartbreaking.
Whatβs worse are the people laughing and mocking it, even celebrating it.
It truly is vile. She was 78 years old. For someone to mock a 78 year old womenβs death, after sheβs been likely murdered, because you donβt like her politics?
What the actual fuck.



















