It is strange to be alive when so many people I loved are not. I wish it could change. I wish I could take their place instead. They would have known what to do, and would have done it better than me. Without ever spilling energon. Chicken noodle soup for dinner.

Complete misconception that I was a sadistic killer. I was just kind of an asshole mostly

No. I am often acting very smartly . I am wise beyond my years haven’t you heard

Frenzy was actually 2 feet tall when he first joined the Decepticons. We used to have to use a enlargement ray on him every morning to get him to a respectable size. We used it so much his body just got used to it and he doesn't need it anymore. er. as much.

Straight up polishing it. And by “it” well. Let’s just say… my Sword

I don't think Rodimus is british because if he was it would be a little scary

Hello, Lost Light. Just here to remind everyone that life is much sweeter when you are kind to yourself and others.

Yes. It will always be your fault. No amount of denial will ever take away the blame

People keep coming up to me giggling and blushing and running their finger along the edge of my mighty greatsword like STOP theres literally evil afoot