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South Coast, UK
Joined November 2009
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Retweet if you think Iโ€™m a good boy? ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ
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REPOST if youโ€™ve jacked off in the car
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Are you 18-45? You may wish to join me for a hot session in the woods!๐Ÿ˜ˆ Be as bare as you dare as you suck and worship my dick in public! DM Me for details! Current Times: Friday 17 July, 10pm onwards Saturday 8 August, 3pm onwards Saturday 22 August, 3pm onwards
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This is an excellent explainer as to why people should not speculate publicly about Ann Widecombeโ€™s murder โฌ‡๏ธ
1/ As someone who has been in a few murder trials let me just try to explain why the police always ask people not to speculate, (with the caveat that I understand everyone is justifiably angry, saddened and horrified). Murder investigations and trials are very fragile things.
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Can always rely on @davehendon for a great stat. The fastest match in Crucible history.. where Ronnie Oโ€™Sullivan defeated Thepchaiya Un-Nooh 10-1โ€ฆ took only 8 minutes longer than the final frame of the session between Mark Allen & Wu Yize
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I miss darts when crowds were respectful of players. Booing a player on a big shot is ridiculous. #WCDarts
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Coming back to the UK from a holiday is probably up there with one of the worst feelings
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All the hate for Tom Read Wilson. He is a funny, genuine guy with eyes that look deep into your soul. I think he's great, give him a chance. Vogue not so sure, I only see her advertising Fairy Pods, we'll see, give them both a chance #ImACeleb
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A wonderful clip of the late, great Dame Patricia Routledge on Wogan, performing โ€œI Want to Sing in Opera.โ€ It captures her brilliance - classically trained voice, impeccable comic timing, & sheer joy in performance. A true treasure, fondly remembered.
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A truly fabulous clip of Dame Patricia Routledge singing the music hall number I Want to Sing in Opera. She was such a gifted performer.
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The BBC is just shit isnโ€™t it?
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RT if your into car ๐Ÿš™ FUN
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He got decorated for the event and rode his bike for miles through the city. At the end, he jumped into the ocean, and even though the cold water made his little cock shrink even more, he posed for photos with tourists and onlookers, knowing it was for a good cause!
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The Italians crying after 100 minutes of timewasting, diving, rolling around and crowding the ref after a stonewall penalty. Absolutely heartwarming
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Wood morning ๐Ÿชต
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Just enjoying the view ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ˜š
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Iโ€™m a nerd of course itโ€™s thick
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How are Nick Park and @aardman still putting out this absolute Wallace and Gromit gold, 35 years on? #Vengeancemostfowl the best Christmas telly I've seen in years and years. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ โ€“ at Rugby, England
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