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Garden Variety Woman

@Stephamaybe

a dime a dozen

 Lying in the grass in ATX
Joined September 2012
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.@mithkiiOct 29
Obsessed with going into severe credit card debt then bailing myself out twice a year to prove I still got it
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allison!@lazyhoesOct 29
this is what it feels like when you’ve had one too many drinks and you’re trying to find the bathroom at a restaurant you’ve never been to
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@omgsidewalksOct 30
What on earth IS IT about the way the sun hits the trees around 4 PM in late October?! It’s like somebody opens a little door to your childhood for approximately three seconds. And then it’s gone again.
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erika@yeeeerikaOct 30
a haunted house but every room has a project manager asking for a status update
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Nothing has pleased me more than watching you idiots predict the end of the world for the last fucking 16 years. One more ZeroHedge article will do it
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BarryRoland19
@BarryRoland19Oct 29
Just heard from a source that every business in the country except for maybe 3 or 4 are declaring bankruptcy (either chapter 7 or 11) in the next 6-12 months. Buckle up.
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Always seemed guilty to me
Laura Robinson (@LauraRbnsn) profile pictureLaura Robinson@LauraRbnsnOct 29
Have you guys ever gone back and listened to Season 1 of Serial and thought "wait, why did we think he was innocent?"
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i make beats ✞ (@DonDadaNYC) profile picture
i make beats ✞@DonDadaNYCOct 29
She gon be an English breakfast
Pop Base (@PopBase) profile picturePop Base
@PopBaseOct 29
Heidi Klum’s hints for her 2026 Halloween costume.
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Nobody knows what the heck is going on
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If we are truly living in unprecedented times, How could polling properly capture current sentiment? Polling relies on historical patterns which would be useless in an atypical year.
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Frac Sand PETE
@RealPETE2020Oct 29
Bruh
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Fascinating
Ken Dilanian (@KDilanianMSNOW) profile pictureKen Dilanian
@KDilanianMSNOWOct 29
“Federal agents in Minnesota… found evidence suggesting that Mr. Elmi and Ms. Omar were siblings (meaning Rep Omar married her brother), according to the six former and current officials familiar with the case. But, because prosecutors did not pursue the matter, the agents had limited investigative tools, the officials said. nytimes.com/2026/10/29/us/im…
Ilhan Omar Investigation Involves New Scrutiny of Long-Disputed Marriage (Gift Article)

Ilhan Omar Investigation Involves New Scrutiny of Long-Disputed Marriage (Gift Article)

Several current and former law enforcement officials said an Obama-era investigation found some evidence that Ms. Omar had entered into a sham marriage with a man who may have been her brother.

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Luke
@luke_pighettiOct 29
let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the... 🥁🥁 apnews.com/article/prices-pe…
FTC orders Walmart, Delta and others to share how they use personal data to set prices and pay

FTC orders Walmart, Delta and others to share how they use personal data to set prices and pay

The U.S. Federal Trade Commission is ordering Delta Air Lines, Walmart and other companies to provide detailed information on how they use consumers’ data when they are setting prices.

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Antonio@dreadheadmonkOct 28
binge watching the moon
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It’s the military’s purpose to be prepared for these things. What is Leading Reports purpose?
Leading Report (@LeadingReport) profile pictureLeading Report
@LeadingReportOct 28
U.S. milıtary prepares for a major wąr that could cripple power grids and disrupt supply chains, per NYP.
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lucas gelfond
@gucaslelfondOct 28
marathons are goalslop. yuppies will do anything to replace the thrill of receiving letter grades
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CBS Austin@cbsaustinOct 29
#NEW: A man dressed like a zombie stabbed two people Wednesday night at a southeast Austin coffee shop, leaving one of them in critical condition, police said. cbsaustin.com/news/local/man…
Man in zombie costume stabs 2 at Austin coffee shop, police say

Man in zombie costume stabs 2 at Austin coffee shop, police say

A man dressed like a zombie stabbed two people Wednesday night at a southeast Austin coffee shop, leaving one of them in critical condition, police said.The sta

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Mike 🇺🇲 (@VegasMike27) profile picture
Mike 🇺🇲
@VegasMike27Oct 29
The Red Baron employee who was "pranked" (harassed) has been found! He is Walt Z from Michigan. GoFundMe will be giving him the money directly. gofundme.com/f/support-a-har…
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over explaining is a form of begging
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union thug@wellrestedpizzaOct 28
I sat my white ass down, and listened
patty bibi (@pattybibi88) profile picturepatty bibi@pattybibi88Oct 25
Hes got a couple good points tbh
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