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They've never created a human vaccine for any coronavirus before. They have made a working vaccine for cows for one particular strain though. This is good news. FOR YOUR MOM
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Yeah I factcheck stuff I see on the internet. (go to the comments and blindly believe the first comment that says they fact checked it)
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Why would I donate to Harris and Walz? So they can put MORE ads in my feed?
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I want to leave my mark on the world! - guy who stopped recycling
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Okay twitter blue has been such a success I need to do a thread. Feel free to add to the 🧵on the great launch of this product
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I think I got IBS from my father. It runs in our jeans.
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vaping is the most beautiful art teapaw.org/TheFigen_/status/15824…
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Replying to @Houstorian
We think we opened on the 14th, but our memory is a little hazy
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"Lottery winner shark tank," where folks with no business acumen who made huge windfalls invest in crazy ideas
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A docudrama called "branches" about white people's history and generational wealth built on subjugation of others
Really feel for the legit Cashapp philanthropists out there
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Why don't they just build the whole school out of guns?
Turns out your subconscious mind is actually just the collective consciousness of all of your gut bacteria. Weird.
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"I trust in my immune system" says man that sneezes in sunlight
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stephenbrandau retweeted
since my tl is mostly back to normal lets look at the "normal" in gaza.
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It’s possible the CDC saw a bunch of us trying to hoard gasoline in old Burger King cups and just gave up
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