The place to find Mr. Miller's most bizarre phrases and quotes, and probably other stuff too.

Joined October 2019
"The U.S. Constitution has lasted 230 years, that's pretty good! My marriage lasted 8. The Articles of Confederation lasted longer than that..." -Miller
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Miller: i have chub handles Me: I thought it was love handles Miller: No, it's chub handles, 'cuz there ain't no love.
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"Give me rum or give me death" -Mr. Miller
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