Stephen

1+2+3+4 = 10

I feel like a minority for using a physical calendar. What do you use?

I've been able to buy milk in the store for my entire life. They're actually been milking cows nonstop for like 10's of years.

The stereotypical robot voice will now be something that is almost completely obsolete, but people will know and reference—a skeuomorph (I think).

Snapchat is the last actual social media

You should come over for dinner I make a mean bowl of cereal

Justice for Papa John's. When discussing where to order pizza from he is underrepresented. ✊

Hot Digga - the dog

Toilet paper roll over or under?

Pro tip: don't use this website

it's really convenient that spongebob squarepants wears square pants so that he can go by the name "spongebob squarepants".

whoever decided to print a grid inside the wrapping paper is a legend

Eat enough fiber and it'll change your life. The charmin bears don't want you to know this secret.

Black Friday? Just don't cook them so long

I'm me

Paris the Platypus

the internet really is quite something