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Pros: Brian Hartline lost Cons: Huff’s lazy eye won We’ll see if there’s any media availability
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I heard he was gonna dress for the game but the jersey didn’t fit right :/
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🚨BREAKING🚨 A vehicle has crashed into the building at B’s Barbecue
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There's no place like home 🏠
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SEBASTIAN AHO GOAL. IN FINLAND. INEVITABLE.
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THATS MY COACH HOSS! LETS GO FIND THIS MAN @RaleighBill72 @DraftDomestic @Coach_B_Harrell @Dneal2real
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Ready to work! 🏴‍☠️ @jmells1
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In a world full of Jeremiah Melvins, be a J.D. Lampley. #ECU
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The fastest way to lower housing prices in America would be to add a comment section to Zillow. “Oh, you bought this house in 2021 for $287K at 2.5% interest, did ZERO renovations, and now you want $450K because you painted the kitchen cabinets gray?” Let the internet bully the housing market back into reality.
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The hockey community needs to quit crying about Connor Hellebuyck. He gave Winnipeg over 10 years of his time and wanted to go somewhere else. A lot of this stems from saltiness that he beat Canada.
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Quite the picture 😳
Quite the picture 😳
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The Thrashers would like to have games scheduled this season. However, in our estimation, playing games would potentially give us a reduction in our expected win probability.
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Getting his first NHL start today, Connor Hellebuyck!
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In good company
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Sunny, this is Connor Hellebuyck. He’s the greatest goalie of his generation. His defect is that playing the Winnipeg Jets would potentially give us a reduction in our expected win probability.
A statement from Devils GM Sunny Mehta on our game Tuesday in Winnipeg.
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A statement from Devils GM Sunny Mehta on our game Tuesday in Winnipeg.
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This week, we completed interviews with Kyle Davidson and Eric Tulsky for our GM position. We will continue to provide updates as upcoming interviews are completed.

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It takes all of us 🏴‍☠️
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