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steven avocado

@StevenAvocado

memes and political shit. pc gamer 🎮

 Washington, DC
Joined October 2019
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Do I have to spit on my hand before I reach for the popcorn?
Pop Base (@PopBase) profile picturePop Base
@PopBase4h
First look at the new ‘DUNE: PART THREE’ popcorn bucket.
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Can I say something?
genna :)! (@crissmix_) profile picturegenna :)!@crissmix_Oct 28
LIVES WERE CHANGED 2 YEARS AGO
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Emily Zanotti 🦝 (@emzanotti) profile picture
Emily Zanotti 🦝
@emzanottiOct 28
Does Kelly Clarkson have an alibi
BBC Scotland News (@BBCScotlandNews) profile pictureBBC Scotland News
@BBCScotlandNewsOct 27
Metal bird sculpture stolen from art exhibition bbc.in/4ibSlM0
Police investigate theft of charity sculpture in Inverness

Police investigate theft of charity sculpture in Inverness

The artwork was to be sold to raise money to help fund Highland mental health services.

bbc.co.uk
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This is a cry for help, she wanted this on record💀 divorce is on the horizon 🧙‍♀️🔮
Pop Crave (@PopCrave) profile picturePop Crave
@PopCrave19h
Kristen Bell reveals on her husband’s podcast ‘Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard’ that he flirts with her by complimenting other people: “That’s how I know [Dax is] flirting with me a lot … We’ll be at dinner and like he’ll say to the waiter or waitress, he’ll go, ‘Wow, you have incredible eyelashes, gorgeous eyes. Great, great job.’”
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Bc it’s cunt
Steven Bak (@RealStevenBak) profile pictureSteven Bak
@RealStevenBakOct 27
I’ll Never Understand why Catholics Don’t Call out the Vatican over this?
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Vote!
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HPV photos in textbooks:
Pop Crave (@PopCrave) profile picturePop Crave
@PopCraveOct 28
Heidi Klum shares another Halloween costume teaser.
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spooky dio (@SatyrOnMars) profile picture
spooky dio@SatyrOnMars22h
those are 2 different skill sets
✩ (@tomfooIeryyy) profile picture✩@tomfooIeryyyOct 27
gay guys be stripping on twitter then get anxiety writing an email
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Squirrel Girl when she gets MVP in Marvel Rivals
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Luna
@LatteLogiqueOct 28
What that dirty bitch Tamara saw after every show #H3 #H3H3 #EthanKlein
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Seb@RedblueeboyOct 27
Average player from the united states as soon as they hear my latin accent in overwatch
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ً@chernobyldenierOct 28
your monkey not open like hers
Justin (@JustThomp) profile pictureJustin@JustThompOct 27
I love gay Halloween bc wdym ur Lisa Rinna dancing on the table at Andy Cohen’s baby shower 👄
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Not everyone finding out about upper blepharoplasties 💀
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Saul Staniforth@SaulStaniforthOct 27
"Do you worry [Abdul El-Sayed] is a bit too left wing to win in Michigan?" Michigan voter "At this point what do we have to worry about? Anything but what we have. We're on our way to hell so at this point socialist, socialise, social, dont matter to me, lower my cost of living"
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Goddess 🎀@prn63ssOct 24
successfully tricked the guy that ghosted me into liking me again so i can ghost him this time around
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Anti (@antipiker) profile picture
Anti@antipikerOct 25
hila mid ride
honey the male slayer 𝜗𝜚 (@caramelcolored) profile picturehoney the male slayer 𝜗𝜚
@caramelcoloredOct 23
Hila Klein needs to get her lick back and fuck Hasan Piker RAW
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michael 4@MICHAELF0UROct 24
saw a straight girl squeezing her boyfriend’s ass oh you know that queen gets her nails painted
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erika@erika_suxOct 24
POV you’re trying to eat in my apartment
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jessica lange filming episode 12 #ahs13
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lala 𐙚 (@soulcardan) profile picture
lala 𐙚@soulcardanOct 22
quando vc termina com o seu nada
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