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Steven Schelling

@StevenINK

Occasional writer and editor when not procrastinating. Un drôle de moineau. « Polarizing » according to some guy in a bar.

Joined March 2009
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So did Taylor Swift just win the Super Bowl?
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Best friend: "Billie Eilish just beat Beyoncé!" Me: "'BEAT,' beat her or won the Oscar? You need to be specific after what just happened."
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I'm oddly interested to see how @CTVVancouver will cover the folks protesting @CTVVancouver... Very meta. Very 2022.
"Hello, Ottawa Police? I'd like to report 1,398,000 missing persons... Yes, I'll hold." #FluTruxKlan
I'm just a boy, lying next to a beagle, asking him to stop farting. 💨😶‍🌫️
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Not tired of it yet... Wordle 214 4/6 ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟩🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Le Mot (@WordleFR) #10 4/6 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛⬛🟨🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Wordle 212 3/6 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Le Mot (@WordleFR) #8 3/6 🟨🟨🟨⬛⬛ 🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Je suis bilingual !
So Wordle is in French, too? Formidable ! Le Mot (@WordleFR) #7 5/6 ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛🟨⬛ ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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et en français bientôt, j'espère... @Emilie_Ni I'm supporting CANADALAND's premium podcast on @supercast canadalandnetwork.supercast.…
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This guy is 14 today. Happy birthday Bertie!
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I feel attacked.
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Was having a perfectly lovely time watching a new historical @BBCTwo series on the Boleyns and suddenly there's Thomas Howard dining on a plate full of broccoli. Goddamn BROCCOLI! — introduced to England a good 200 years later. Anne's isn't the only head that should roll. 🥦⌛️🙄
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After Louis XIV of France 🇫🇷 had an operation to remove an anal fistula, a French woman commemorated his surviving the operation with a poem. It was then put to music by the court composer, Lully 🇮🇹. Some 30 years later, Handel 🇩🇪 heard the song in Paris and remixed it 1/
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King George I of England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿. The result was: “God Save the King (Queen).” All this to say that the UK national anthem 🇬🇧 was originally a ditty about the French king’s anal ailments. History is bizarre. /2
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And now, maybe, I understand Brexit, from a historical perspective. /3
Diving in to @PopPopPopThis with special guest @morganbrayton (swoon) and shout out to @andreagin for “diddling your Skittle.” Taste the rainbow, folks.
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Is the alleged “Canada Day” anti-vax sovereign citizen dance party in Vanier Park on fire? @ParkBoard
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Anyone else playing “dental floss or AirPods case” several times a week?
Thanks to @CathyBrowne and @CBCEarlyEdition for having Bertie the Beagle & me on air ridiculously early to talk about the unexpected joys of West End pandemic living! 👂here: rb.gy/btcyap #WestEnd #BestEnd #YVR #Vancouver
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