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Corey Miller

@StopEatingBees

My body craves lycopene. #TheDailyVideo

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The way me and my awful Millennial friends talk to each other
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Twogdor. I did it. And I regret it. (the beefy arm is invisible)
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rosey🌹@thechosenberg13 Apr 2024
“This just isn’t the regular hole I know and love”
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this cat loves licking her human, but can’t stand when he does it back
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Tycho from Penny Arcade says "Gabe, I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna finally suck your cock." Gabe says "well I would love that, but I died three years ago." Tycho tries to fruitlessly embrace Gabe as his ethereal form slips through his fingers. Tycho lets out a single tear and says "nooooooo." With pain, he says "I never got to suck his cock."

ALT Tycho from Penny Arcade says "Gabe, I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna finally suck your cock." Gabe says "well I would love that, but I died three years ago." Tycho tries to fruitlessly embrace Gabe as his ethereal form slips through his fingers. Tycho lets out a single tear and says "nooooooo." With pain, he says "I never got to suck his cock."

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So this beautiful floofy stray cat who came BEGGING to our door for over a year just showed up today in a sick jersey. Honestly? game recognize game, respect my dude. We called you Smart Alex for a reason!
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Reductress@Reductress28 Feb 2024
American Girl Doll Hospital Just a Field Where They Shoot the Dolls in the Head: ow.ly/EQ2l50QIqP7
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Spider-Man but everyone loves balls
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This is the cutest alligator I have ever seen!
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Two young beings sit at a table with bowls as their lifegiver looks on Young being 1 holds an empty red cereal box Uoside down YB1: the fortunate amulets are gone! YB1: do we have illusions? LG: no YB1: sweetdisk chomp? LG: no YB1: glazed tiny grains LG: no YB2: existence? LG: no Lifegiver holds up a yellow cereal box and a light blue cereal box LG: we have jauntios and weev YB1: Ugh that’s what grown beings ingest LG: no. I ingested fortunate amulets because I gained consciousness before you two YB2: that’s not fair LG: actually it is

ALT Two young beings sit at a table with bowls as their lifegiver looks on Young being 1 holds an empty red cereal box Uoside down YB1: the fortunate amulets are gone! YB1: do we have illusions? LG: no YB1: sweetdisk chomp? LG: no YB1: glazed tiny grains LG: no YB2: existence? LG: no Lifegiver holds up a yellow cereal box and a light blue cereal box LG: we have jauntios and weev YB1: Ugh that’s what grown beings ingest LG: no. I ingested fortunate amulets because I gained consciousness before you two YB2: that’s not fair LG: actually it is

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Alan Wagner@truewagner30 Jan 2024
At least all my neighbors are on the same page for once...
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Brad Jonas@bradtjonas28 Jan 2024
Coyote Time
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Brad Jonas@bradtjonas23 Jan 2024
just pretend it is still Mikael Monday
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Deb JJ Lee@jdebbiel15 Jan 2024
Learned that sea urchins have a single eye and now I’m physically ill
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Sea urchins, like their close relatives the sea stars (starfish), don't technically have eyes. Instead, the ball-like invertebrates detect light striking their spines and compare the beams intensities to get a sense of their surroundings. nationalgeographic.com/science/articl…
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Very tired of hearing about what the intentions are. If a system constantly produces a different outcome than the one it is "intended" for then it's perfectly reasonable to assume the actual intention is the outcome it continues to produce.
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Shane
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Cranberry juice tastes like it doesn’t want to be wet
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