Stopelonmusk returns from a six year hiatus. Thanks to our true believers for keeping the faith - a secret mission to protect the world from its arch nemesis required our utmost attention. We can only reveal it involved dachshunds and masking tape. #SaidTooMuchAlready
Elon Musk confirms preparations for departing Earth to his secret space station. teapaw.org/elonmusk/status/125623…
Elon Musk’s Hyperloop Becomes Reality as Agreements Secured for 5-Mile Track in California tinyurl.com/p6fuqh7 #Monoraaaaaaaail
Tesla Energy’s goal? Changing the “energy infrastructure of the world” ars.to/1dJ4sOS #Whydontyoujustcallitworlddomination
First you get the batteries, then you get the power, then you get the weemon. teapaw.org/TeslaMotors/status/593…
Elon Musk’s Grand Plan to Power the World With Batteries wired.com/2015/05/tesla-batt… via @WIRED #NextSteplaunchanEMPsatellite
Google, Fidelity invest $1 billion in SpaceX and satellite Internet plan [Updated] ars.to/1AD1ijL #DontBeEvil #WhoopsOurBad
""We also need to make sure we don't create SkyNet." shitelonsays.com/transcript/… #OrToxicSatellitesMrDrax
Elon Musk is building a five-mile Hyperloop test track theverge.com/e/7317156 via @verge #rollercoastertycoon
Scientists generate artificial xeno nucleic acid tinyurl.com/l9sevdz #ItsABugHunt #ItWorkedGreatForThosePrometheusGuys
BMW And Tesla Downplay Rumors Of Partnership Discussions tinyurl.com/q4j8q9a #WhisperHailHydra
Elon Musk partners with BMW. BMW is German. Germans poised to take over EU. pcmag.me/a/2472631 #HailHydra
Elon Musk gains an ally in his shadow war against SkyNet tinyurl.com/m6lc2ng #MilesBennettDyson
Elon Musk announces drone ship. tinyurl.com/qhh5g9c #TiredOfYourShitAquaman
We welcome Reddit to the struggle. tinyurl.com/qbpj7u4 /r/ElonMusk #SiteDownIn321


