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Item! Han Solo reportedly slaps upstart rebel hero Luke Skywalker at Death Star Destruction award ceremony for jab at Wookiee comrade. Solo - “Keep my Wookiee’s Fur out of your F*cking mouth!”
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Humans can choose whether or not use AI. So far.
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The Emperor’s strategy when a member of the Galactic Press asks questions he dislikes is to sow distrust and criticism in the source. This is what is called “Ad Hominum”. It is a basic category error using it as a persuasive tactic or rhetorical distraction. Get with it, emperor.
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Now all the criminals in their coats and their ties Are free to drink martinis and watch the sun rise
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Here ya’ go, ya’ filthy animals. What can ya’ do?
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The Internet wins again. I love this shit hahaha. So silly.
Oh my God.....Stop. 😂🤣😂🤣 I am DEAD. 🤣😂
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First time ever “shade” in between Mike’s song and Weekapaug Groove tonight. Was not a fan. Didn’t work. Weird choice.
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Digger is a damn film! Holy shit what a fucking movie!
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Storm Duper retweeted
You have to apologise for swearing at midnight on the telly in the country that's going to livestream an execution.
Shane Gillis apologizes during SNL goodnights following F-bomb during second live sketch
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I hereby ask the students to make it “Walters sucks” instead of “IU sucks” on Friday
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Come watch some real sports ball, @teebrontr
There’s always a bigger fish in the sea…
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Storm Duper retweeted
There’s always a bigger fish in the sea…
🤖 Made with AI
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We need more people who are willing to be kind and uncomfortable.
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Si viviéramos en Star Wars ustedes votarían a Palpatine
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Oh my god that squirming coil ending though
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The Internet wins again
Ok, now that’s funny!
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Schmitt: Do you believe that a 7 nation army couldn’t hold you back? Jack Smith : That is Jack White
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First look at SYDNEY VS SEAN! World Premiere is Nov 5th at 5:40PM. Tickets available now at @windsorfilmfest - don’t wait and miss out. Cast & Crew in attendance + Q&A. - - - - - - - - - - Starring: Janel Parrish, Ryan Powers, T.R. Knight and Arden Myrin Directed by Gavin Michael Booth
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So excited to see what SNL does with this absolute gift of a setup for the cold open.
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