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If you don’t say your phone number in the 5/3/3 pattern you’re an absolute wrong ‘un and you should be on a list somewhere.
I recall reading a copy of this from an older cousin and one of the articles said ‘jump up and down to see if any skin wobbles, if it does, you need to loose this excess weight’ (I paraphrase here). I’m 50 now and still remember this from when I was very young.
Dear @X
I really don’t need a direct message with a Community Note for a post I don’t even remember liking.
Kind regards
Everyone
Disappointed in the new Netflix Lizzie Borden thing. What a load of cobblers it is. I sat through 2 episodes and my brain couldn’t take any more rubbish.
Tbf, if this was about me, I’d be amused. As long as they didn’t damage my car, we all good. Maybe I’m too soft.
How I look at the flight attendant when they are doing the safety announcements so they know I’m listening. ✈️
I don’t see the issue with Sydney Sweeney’s new ad. I would much rather see beautiful, healthy, sexy women and the 90s Wonderbra ads than Nike’s Dylan Mulvaney play acting a girl and obese ‘body positive’ bollocks adverts.
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When the white trash takes itself out
Sincere condolences to the families of the police officers who died. The parents of these feral kids should be prosecuted for your loss
Kids. Stop doing these ridiculous hand gestures. You look like complete thundercunts
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More than £250,000 has been raised in the space of a few hours for the families of Cleveland Police officers PC Matt Blades and PC Tom Clough, who were killed on duty on Saturday morning. facebook.com/ClevelandPolFed…
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Replying to @WingsScotland
In a week when proper coppers are being killed on our roads, this seems particularly grim
Just had the shit scared out of me with the wild fires National Emergency message. Dropped my ciggie and everything
Can’t quite believe that over 900 people actually voted for this lackademic. What was their thought process behind this? I despair.
The Cambridge sociology professor at the centre of an almighty plagiarism row once stood as a council candidate for the Labour Party. That final piece of the puzzle...
Yesterday Guido revealed that Arday’s position as a “visiting professor” at Ohio State University was denied by the institution.
Last year Arday used Carter-Ruck to spike a Times Higher Education story about the claims. The police also launched an investigation into the journalist from THE who asked Arday questions following a complaint…
In 2018 Arday stood in a council election in Croydon for the Labour Party, securing 953 votes as the top Labour candidate in the Purley and Woodcote ward. The ward elected only Tories…
A version of Arday’s CV says under the “awards and recognition” section that he was “Selected as a Labour Candidate for the Counsellor position of Purley and Woodcote in the 2018 Local Elections.”
Jolyon’s Good Law Project is still trying to mount a defence of Arday by attacking “rightwing newspapers” who “are trying to smear him with fake accusations of plagiarism”. Since Jolyon declared for Jason, things only got worse...
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I don’t want a coffee that
“notes hints of cherry and cocoa.”
I want a coffee that walks into my
brain, flips a table over, and says,
“Get up. We have shit to do!”
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I wrote to the University of Aberdeen this morning
An employee wished “extremely painful death” on Ann Widdecombe & hoped she “screamed in agony” while handcuffed to her bed
I have sent this letter demanding:
• Full investigation
• Immediate suspension or dismissal
• A public statement condemning the vile rhetoric
Universities cannot allow this hatred
@aberdeenuni @UoA_President @pressjournal
The public is watching
Full letter 👇
This made me chortle. 🤭. My husband has been stalked by a seagull in our town for 5 years and he’s convinced it’s one he chased off our garden when we moved in.

















