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With Muscular Dystrophy, I'm doing stand up even though I can't stand up! And ... I'm old too! All jokes meant to be political. All politics meant to be jokes

Tempe, AZ
Joined January 2009
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Gerry and the Peacemakers failed us.
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My iPhone tells me that Skynet has already won. (Sent from my iPhone)
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I'm sorry, but I don't have time to explain to you how your thinking is wrong today. You're on your own.
I know what's going to happen in the future in sports. I have ESPN.
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This tweet is a conspiracy theory perpetrated by Alex Jones.
This tweet doesn't belong here.
Don't hate the player, hate the stupid shit he spews out of his cheeseburger hole.
When I went out to my car today, my window wouldn't roll down. I attribute this to Mercury being in retrograde. I have no explanation for all the car windows that worked perfectly today.
I just Airbnb'd out my capacity to care anymore.
This is the third revision of this tweet.
Wise people say each morning we must be born again. So, I try to wake up naked, crying and covered in something slimy.
I regret many of my regrets.
My phone may be smart, but my toaster is a fucking idiot.
Just so everybody knows, if Kavanaugh gets confirmed to the Supreme Court, you will no longer be able to abort your unwanted tweets.
Most people's burning questions about Trump these days are ones like "at the stake?" or "doused with gasoline first?"
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