Also is this a spoof article?

Something very wrong with this being on sale in Tesco… and that front page feels pretty overloaded for *anyone and everyone*.

Wardrobe malfunction this morning and no-one pointed it out. Wore odd shoes.

My daughter (13): “I’ve put my maths hoodie on for you, Dad” 😡

Reminds me of this one! Good luck!

Hence

Wardrobe malfunction this morning and none of my kids told me about it. This is my suit jacket and trousers.

Just adding you to the list - you want to use and invalid marker to play down the clear impact of schools - matched by the national reference test this summer.

I thought I remembered all of this, but no.