Lauren Stubbs

To the person in the room below me - I too bloody love Adele and her music, but please, please stop playing Can I Get It over and over again as it’s been a solid half hour. – at Wandsworth, London

When your housemate has access to your Spotify linked Alexa while alone in the flat during lockdown, expect your Spotify Unwrapped to be ruined… – at Wandsworth, London

Not sure what’s changed in the last week, but the person in the flat below me now decides to play house/dance music at any time of day at full volume. It’s like she’s just discovered how to use a speaker or something. If it were good music I wouldn’t care, but this is terrible. – at Wandsworth, London

@Schafernaker Hi! what’s happening here? Looks like a rainbow around the sun? Seen in Alnwick, Northumberland.

Of course the man who has “at least 6” children listed on his Wikipedia and is married to a woman 23 years younger than him accepts the apology. They’re all as bad as each other. #oneruleforthem – at Wandsworth, London

Trying to book a covid vaccine is like trying to get concert tickets – at London, England

I don’t think I’ve ever experienced such countless slaps in the face than I have on SpareRoom. Stress levels are through the roof. – at Wandsworth, London

Credit to Klopp and Milner for speaking out there. Awful position to be put in having to explain the selfish and disgraceful actions of club owners. What kind of wank name is “The Super League” anyway? #FSGOut #BoycottEuropeanSuperLeague – at Barnston, England

My flat in London is less than a 5 minute walk from where Sarah disappeared. I’ve been known to go for runs down Poynders Road in the summer months. Sarah was not ‘putting herself at risk’ by simply walking home from a friends. Sick of this bullshit. – at Barnston, England

Every match I hope that @LFC have finally got their act together and will be less shit... it really is the hope that kills you ☹️ – at Barnston, England

My dog decided it was time for his daily walk during a client call today. He started barking uncontrollably and messed up all the cushions on my bed in disgust when I was ignoring him. He’s literally like a spoilt child 😂 – at Barnston, England

I don’t think Biden (or anyone else for that matter) will care mate... – at Barnston, England

Lockdown 3.0 announced and I’m in a shit mood. So naturally I cheered myself up by buying a three piece casserole dish set which I probably won’t see until April as I’m stuck north once again. – at Barnston, England

Cya later 2020. You’ve been shit. To everyone who is choosing to actually stay up to midnight (don’t blame you if you don’t), have a lovely evening and here’s to 2021! Can’t be any more crap surely 🥂🍾🎉 – at Barnston, England

How’s that going Nige? – at Wandsworth, London

TfL - “we’re ready when you are”. Obviously not, still stood on a rammed Stockwell station platform because of the same shitty northern line service with my only other option being getting a rammed bus... - what pandemic? – at Lambeth, London

Really annoys me how Matt Hancock is quick to blame young people for the spike in covid cases, but seems to forget the fact it’s young people whose lives have been affected the most by this pandemic. If he wants to get young people on side, he’s doing a crap job in doing so... – at London, England

I can’t believe it! What a Liverpool FC, what a feeling, WHAT A TEAM!!🔴 🔴 Premier League Champions GET INNN #YNWA – at Barnston, England

To the group of 10-15 teenagers on Barnston Dale field: 1. Do the lockdown rules not apply to you? 2. You needn’t hide the joint you were all sharing, we could smell it. 3. This is actually a really residential area, so we won’t be the only people who will come across you... – at Barnston, England

Watching some old family videos and absolutely pissing myself that my dad literally says in one video “and here’s the rare occasion that Lauren is actually awake”. There’s even a video of me sleeping through my own christening 😂