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Are they trying to hire horses and dogs? Those are the victims of bestiality.
Durbin: "Do you believe those who have previously stolen from employers, solicited sex, or engaged in bestiality are qualified candidates that the FBI is losing?"
Patel: "We did not want to punish victims of bestiality."
Durbin: "You dropped automatic disqualification for applicants who have engaged in bestiality, not victims of bestiality, applicants who have engaged, do you disagree with that?"
Patel: "Applicants who've engaged in bestiality means they were victims of bestiality."
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Yes, why represent unknown values with letters? Let’s use numbers instead. Or maybe the symbol for the artist formerly known as Prince? Or is that too close to a letter?
Tucker Carlson asks why algebra puts letters into numbers.
Jess Elofson explains: "I think just to fuck with you."
They discuss how they've never met anyone in their life who uses algebra, which is "fake math" for people "in the matrix."
They conclude that caring about algebra is something that only "good little goy slaves" do.
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Imagine reading Harrison Bergeron and thinking, “this is good actually”
This is an absolute must-read about how a myopic fixation on narrowing racial inequities to the exclusion of all other goals in education in Seattle Public Schools hurt all students, worsened inequities, and hastened a flight for private schools.
open.substack.com/pub/educat…
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This is such a funny response to a reporter asking the president what he thinks about what a senator said about him. Especially when the president’s response includes him calling the senator Peewee Herman.
.@KristenhCNN: Someday, your children will come across your disgusting and inhumane question. They will be sickened and embarrassed to have a parent be so callous and vindictive. It’s quite troubling.
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Is this dude even human?
cool use case of chatgpt work i heard last night:
connect your family calendars and explain your kids' interests.
every morning for the drive to school, have it make a podcast that talks about one kid's soccer game that afternoon, one kid's upcoming birthday, some news, etc.
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My rule is people who want to drink raw milk get to drink raw milk, but we don’t use public resources to investigate when they get sick.
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Oh thank goodness hallelujah
We just finished a focus group of Trump voters in Louisiana and nearly the whole group preferred Rubio to JD Vance. I’ve been watching this phenomenon build for a while. We’ll discuss more on the next focus group pod. theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0…
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Can someone please explain why we group Asian Americans and Pacific Islanders?
Since 2000, breast cancer among AAPI women under 50 has increased by 50%, more than 2% every year since 2012, according to a report from the American Cancer Society. nbcnews.com/news/asian-ameri…
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One of my favorite Twitter genres is people noticing ordinary things and being like, “wtf is this sorcery?”
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Hey, um, you can dislike Trump and be super amped about USA men’s hockey gold. I’m doing it without even trying.
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Cool cool cool
65-year-old British woman in the US on the "trip of a lifetime", with a valid tourist visa, was arrested by ICE, shackled, transported & held for weeks on end.
Do NOT travel to the US under any circumstances.
theguardian.com/us-news/2026…
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I had one this Halloween and it was the most disgusting thing I’d ever eaten.
Brad Reese, the grandson of the inventor of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, is criticizing The Hershey Co. for "quietly replacing" the candy's flagship chocolate and peanut butter ingredients.
cbsn.ws/3ZJmKc2
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