Professional Liar. A twitter schizophrenic. amateur zeta-male. 8 time Cambodian Crufts champion. Not allowed to wear socks in Wales. Wanted for unmurder.
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Joined March 2010
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Do you ever think why you even bother? Why do you even try to compete in a world like this. I might as well go to the local beech and let the sea slowly take me – at Urmston, England
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How do these people let neutrinos pass through themselves when they're so dense?
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I cannot see those Johnny Depp Sauvage aftershave ads without calling it Sausage – at Partington, England
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All these #SchoolHoaxs? It's just some kids who didn't feel like going to school today. – at Partington, England
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I'm getting genuinely sick of all these ultra macho/masculine products that just stroke a fragile ego. Like I bought this hoodie called the Baerskin Tactical Hoodie 5.0... I just wanted a warm top with lots of pockets I'm not going to Afghanistan. – at Urmston, England
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I also bought this shampoo and conditioner that's supposed to restore hair and I wanted to do something about my receding hairline but it's called Spartan and the instructions say "apply to hairline like Spartans charging into battle"
Fuck off. – at Urmston, England
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Wow, I wasn't expecting this. I thought it was just a normal, if bit suspicious quiz. I'm not big into gambling myself, it just does nothing for me #bradleywalshsmillionpoundshot – at Urmston, England
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Stueymon 🐁 retweeted
🎃👻DONT EVEN BOTHER TRYING TO WIN A HALLOWEEN COSTUME CONTEST.👻🎃
This guy just won them all!!
🤣🤣🤣
Stueymon 🐁 retweeted
‘Rocket-propelled grenade’ is a backronym that was invented for the abbreviation RPG after it had already been borrowed into English. RPG in this context actually stands for ‘ruchnoi protivotankovyj granatomët’, which is Russian for a ‘hand-held anti-tank grenade-launcher’.
Stueymon 🐁 retweeted
Wil Wheaton to Stephen Miller after his Patrick Stewart tribute:
“Keep my Captain’s name out of your f**king Nazi mouth. He despised you, and everything you stand for.”
I am gutted to hear at the loss of Patrick Stewart, he was at the age but still to hear the death. – at Urmston, England
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Stueymon 🐁 retweeted
During the 1960s, the CIA spent 20 million dollars attempting to use cats as mobile listening devices. The project was abandoned when training cats proved more difficult than anticipated.
ALT A tabby cat peeping over a fence.
You ever have one of those days where it feels like every piece of technology is betraying you? I swear it's a good thing it's late because I would person to anger me into a thin, mushy, paste. – at Urmston, England
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#TheBiddingRoom offering the assumed Islamic both alcohol and bacon crisps on national telly... Lmao – at Urmston, England
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