Pat retweeted
Imagine a life where you were born so naturally stupid and incompetent that when given the opportunity, you argued against Pete Crow-Armstrong winning the 2026 MVP. Just entertain that existence for a second and then Thank God you aren’t that dumb. Because that would truly suck.
College football playoff idea (probably works best for 16 team format): zero auto bids except the top ranked group of 5. @JoshPateCFB
Thought @RobbieBarstool they 100% are going to “It” #strangerthings. For a show big on homage, they will follow the Stephen King route and continue the series in present day with (more) adult actors.
Personally, I believe the @MLB , there is no way they could’ve known what was going on in this era.
Love the annual mid-November return to reality for Bears fans. Now we await their 2 December wins that cause them to be adamant that next season will be different. Rinse, wash, repeat
Thank the heavens Bozos like this no longer have a say in actual rankings.
My @AP_Top25 ballot
1-Oregon
2-Ohio St
3-Texas
4-BYU
5-Indiana
6-Tennessee
7-Ole Miss
8-Georgia
9-Penn St
10-Notre Dame
11-Alabama
12-Miami
13-Boise St
14-SMU
15-A&M
16-Clemson
17-Army
18-Colorado
19-Wash St
20-Kansas St
21-Louisville
22-Arizona St
23-Mizzou
24-LSU
25-Iowa St
The one thing that can unite this country is @alyankovic doing a John Mellencamp parody called “Sam & Diane” about Cheers.
Pat retweeted
The Olympic opening ceremony’s always look like a 5th graders vision of the future if you gave them some cocaine and 200 million dollars to spend on it
