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Winnie & Jax 'Parody'

@StumpyLegsATX

The Winnie Monster (Corgi) and Gentleman Jax (Dachshund and Snuggle Bug) from Austin, TX https://teapaw.org/t.co/D1GR8uSlPZ

 Austin, TX
Joined November 2021
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I was playing in the plants and ended up with a flower in my ear!
Monster with a flower in her ear

ALT Monster with a flower in her ear

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Dessert! Vanilla ice cream with chocolate syrup and coconut snack cake!
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Great thread.
derek guy (@dieworkwear) profile picturederek guy
@dieworkwear10 Jun 2025
This is untrue. I see you're a luxury watch dealer. I'm also interested in watches. Let me show you how free and easy migration has allowed you to earn a living. 🧵
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We are enforcing artificial scarcity to justify and protect the hoarding of wealth by the oligarchs. In no reasonable society does someone need, or deserve 300 billion dollars.
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Also, Bezos bought a half billion dollar boat and is planning a 600 million dollar wedding. Yeah... eat the rich.
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If anyone is looking for me, I'm here: bsky.app/profile/stumpylegsa…
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I'll be posting less and less on this app, but I am on b sky and threads with the same handle. Can't stand the idea of making more money for Rocketman
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The vet said both I and the gentleman could stand to lose 2 pounds.... RUDE!
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Hooman is cooking raviolis of deliciousness!. First hope sage, then grate cheese (parmigiano-reggiano)
Sage leaves

ALT Sage leaves

Chopped sage

ALT Chopped sage

Grating parmigiano-reggiano

ALT Grating parmigiano-reggiano

Sage is chopped, cheese grated

ALT Sage is chopped, cheese grated

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Make a roux

ALT Make a roux

Boil butternut squash raviolis

ALT Boil butternut squash raviolis

Add milk to the roux. Hooman is making a bechamel

ALT Add milk to the roux. Hooman is making a bechamel

Add sage to the bechamel

ALT Add sage to the bechamel

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Since the House of Representatives hasn't been called yet, it's airport rules! Eat or drink whatever, whenever! Hooman is having a picadillo breakfast taco!
Breakfast taco

ALT Breakfast taco

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Hooman's family is sick. He will have to postpone fancy pants dinner
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It's a glazed Blueberry cake donut this morning!
A donut of deliciousness

ALT A donut of deliciousness

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Jax uses his words... I think he's gone mad!
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Snuggle Bugs thrive on solar power!
Gentleman Jax resting in the sun puddle!

ALT Gentleman Jax resting in the sun puddle!

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Hooman is going to a fancy pants dinner tomorrow!
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It's Welsh Jujitsu into bitey face!
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Hooman has a fresh loaf for the week! Thanks, Beorn the bread maker!
A loaf of whole wheat bread!

ALT A loaf of whole wheat bread!

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Jax would really like a slice off that baguette!
Jax wants bread!

ALT Jax wants bread!

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Breakfast of Champions!
Glazed old-fashioned donut

ALT Glazed old-fashioned donut

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Hooman has had another Chicken Parmesan Sub for lunch. Yay, Tucci's!
A sub, beer, and cheetos!

ALT A sub, beer, and cheetos!

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The Resistance matters the most in the darkest times
weisselberger (@weisselbergers) profile pictureweisselberger@weisselbergers8 Nov 2024
If it’s a choice between speaking my mind and getting shot in a ditch versus keeping my mouth shut while other people are being shot in a ditch, I’m going to yodel expletives until they wrest the fusillade of fucks from my cold, dead larynx.
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