Stupid Code

/dev/ian YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG

ipchairs

getToday(); //returns today

KEEP CALM AND CARRY ONE

foo --help: Shows this help file and do not exit

Real men use runlevel 4

Pair(int, Pair(int, int));

vec[vec.length + 1];

FUCK THE SYSTEM, CODE IN COMIC SANS

int mander; char eresting;

ed < ne < emacs < vim < StackOverflow

int getA() { //TODO: Search in StackOverflow for some code snippets }

Vintage coding: Debug Pascal with a typewriter. Instagram with filters required. Syntax highlighting not guaranteed

int returnOne() { //this function returns one return 14; }

UMLs are for idiots. Real men use gotos on an old Moleskine

try { //some joke about yoda's famous sentence } catch (Throwable t) { println("Actually, I'm not catching anything"); }

a = fork(); b = spoon(); c = spork();

SECRET VIM TIP: ":" + "Smash Keyboard" = Random commands!

c#this is a comment

~# cd .. ~# vinyl ..