Child of God. Husband. Dad. Insurance Agent. Bible thumper at @buckrun. Cats Are Back.
Frankfort, KY
Joined July 2010
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The real story of Cars that was swept under the rug by the corrupt media is a semi-truck’s inability large in part to sleepy negligence, to adequately carry out the job entrusted to him.
Sure, McQueen was a jerk, but that doesn’t diminish the fact that Mack didn’t carry out his contractual obligation to deliver McQueen safely to California.
In a public school parent/teacher conference with my oldest and his teacher asks “what’s your favorite song? I’ll put it on the class playlist.” He replies, “Forrest Frank”. She says, “Oh I don’t know who that is”. And he says, “Jesus Is Alive”.
I signed up to help with my oldest’s Field Day at school and of the 26 parents that signed up, only 2 are dads.
That’s 7% dad participation rate.
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You have to work? Take off.
You aren’t fun? Be fun.
You don’t like other kids? Get over yourself.
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Kids need their Dad.
Can you imagine the atmosphere after the first sneeze in human history took place? Mass chaos. Mass confusion. I often think about moments in history I’d like to time travel back to - this sniffly moment is easily Top 3 Desirable Time Travel Moments for me.
A word I use more often than I should: “peninsula”. Really think I heard this for the first time in elementary school when we were talking about Florida and I just ran with it, man. Great word. Not easy to say either but it doesn’t scare me.
An odd thing: Adam’s apples. Don’t really interact with mine too often but spent the last 5 or so minutes investigating it in the car rider pick up line. What a weird thing we males have in our esophaguses.
(took me several tries to spell “esophaguses” correctly, by the way)
1 point game. 1 minute left. All of lower level Rupp seated. Midweek Rupp Arena is the softest place on the planet.