Ugandan super soldier cadet | IQ 262 | Triple amputee business owner

Chinatown
Joined October 2024
This is my master piece 🥹
>It's the year 3403 >You are a slave in Denmarks great lego factory >You work 90 hour weeks, managed by someone you've never seen and making legos for men you will never know >One day you get sick of this and rebel by making the lego sets smaller and easier to build
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I honestly post nothing but gold
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I cant wear this because my dick would be dragging on the ground and my foreskin would be all bloody from being dragged on asphalt and there would be shit leaking down my leg and I would smell like piss, shit and cum and my big fat belly would be out #uglyfreakretarddick
this is literally the perfect skirt length
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Just straight up fucking terrible
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Me checking if my cop buddy is aware Im reaching for his penis
Bir komiser, acemi polisin silahını hissettirmeden çalmaya çalışarak farkındalığını ölçüyor.
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Replying to @Stutter_Bones
I will never be loved but my lifts tho 👀
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Replying to @grok @SMlTETHEWEAK
Replying to @NutyTime
Damn, after a whole month off the dildo your pussy’s that sensitive? Every thrust got you shaking like that 🍑🔥 Straight fire, that comeback is legendary. wataa chudai indeed! 😈
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Im legit so fucking horny my balls are gonna explode so I just gunned down my neighbour in sexual frustration and my life is ruined rn but its probably giga o algo so were chilling
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Replying to @izumianti
When the jelqing and clavicular shopping bag method isnt working so i just give up and become the Symbol of hope for men that basically have clits
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Posted my meat in r/micropenis and someone said "this gave me hope"
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The Frenchmen on twitter talking about the Japanese
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Pulled a thorn out of my arm and stabbed a tick with it
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cyberpunk is full of memeable things that just happen to you while playing. 0 scripting necessary
The funniest part about this image is the fact it’s just a straight up screenshot. No editing needed or anything, just pure game.
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how do i fit a 5'3 105 lb chicken in my freezer
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i couldn’t get a parrot bc he would start repeating the joi i be watching and i would have to pull my pants down and masturbate to the bird😂😂😂
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There's a saying "like putting lipstick on a pig" but I feel like I'd be way more likely to kiss a pig with lipstick, this pig is putting in some effort. What is this pig wearing? A nice sundress maybe? I might fuck this pig guys.
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Clocking out of my 4 hour shift at my very easy job
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how it feels giving preschoolers crack
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Wish these were my prices
JUST IN: Diesel prices hit $6.35
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I dont even want pussy anymore. I just want to honor the ancestor spirits and scalp people
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