My friends call me Tweek. PHD in horni tonkin. Tejano wit Tourette’s. Will never turn down a chili dog. Booking: [email protected]

Tejas
Joined December 2010
LAUGH NOW CRY LATER HOMES! Cause it’s time to hit the highway again! 🚐 💨 @tejanoblanco and I got a handful of em startin Sunday! 10/15 - The Cicada 10/17 - Sagebrush 10/18 - big top lounge 10/19 - The Lonesome Rose 10/20 - kinderhill brew lab C y’all out there! 🤠 🤡
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That song gets stuck in my head at least once a week 😂
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yeah man, got those mercenary side men asking for 3/4 of your gig money to stand there and not talk and play a few notes
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I truly wanna be a better person. But it seems as if life won’t accommodate that.
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I wish some of y’all would be more considerate of other people and what they’re going through especially when they’re openly struggling.
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I’ve lost 70 pounds since I got sick in September of 21. Doc said I probably wouldn’t see 30. But I turn 30 in 2 months and I’m the healthiest I’ve been in years. Slow progress is maintainable progress. Get the fucc after it and remember, tomorrow’s always a new day.
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I was bein so real when I said $50 a week. This overhead is killin me.
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He don’t know you’re wild and blue.
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Last shows of the year before I take a nice long break! 🦇
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Aye. Fucc these putos. FTP
Meet Border Patrol recruiters at the 5th annual Rogue Invitational in Round Rock, TX, Oct 27-29! Learn how to get up to $20K in hiring incentives!

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You’re telling me this crab ran with goons?????????
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When she asks if I know how to dance
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So let's say I wanted to host a local singer/songwriter listening show at a venue in Fort Worth. Any artists out there that I should have for the showcase?
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I’ve got 11/17&11/18 open if any venues clubs bars honky tonks or private parties need tunes. Holler at me! ☎️ 🖥️ Also bookin out the end of our year and the beginning months of 2024 so shoot them emails. And if you’ve been waiting on a reply from me it’ll come today! Thanks
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He just like @BIGFAT36
71-year-old African man has been living in isolation for 55 years because being close to women terrifies him.
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Nothing irks me more than people asking for free stuff from my business. This is how I put food on my table and pay my bills. It isn’t a hobby and no I don’t need your “advertisement” by wearing it for free. Thanks though.
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Who the Astros need rn
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ITS ANOTHER HIT ABOUT A HEART BREAK
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I see you
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Ion love em. Ion chase em i ducc em.
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