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Adrian Dad

@StyloDad

https://teapaw.org/t.co/shKPWS5UcB Dog ate my bio

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Joined April 2020
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Sweet Momissa@sweetmomissa8h
Today I am thankful for birds, specifically Ducks and gooses.
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MandolinMike@ViolinzillaNov 5
I love the smell of karma in November.
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@PaulyShoreNov 6
Can you guys believe I was just named Chief of Staff? Whoooaa brozzz. Have a great weekend, you guys. If you’re in Michigan, come laugh with me at @ComedyCastle Detroit. Shows tonight through Sunday.
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Maybe your baby is crying because he wants a rib-eye steak (medium rare) and a Löwenbräu.
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Great. Now put Russell Brand on trial for that Arthur remake.
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Every spider you ever killed is waiting for you in Heaven
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*runs with scissors*
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If your Halloween decorations aren't down by end of business tomorrow I'll call the cops
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Dave from Wendy's used to work for Colonel Sanders it's all connected man
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I can tell when someone thinks they're a warlock just by looking at them
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ugh@ughfinewhateverNov 4
a dog just shot and killed kristi noem
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Trey@treydaywayNov 4
I miss the 90s because that's where I left my metabolism and knees
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Sweet Momissa@sweetmomissaNov 4
And now is the time on Sprockets when we shitpost
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Sometimes I think that I should only have to say things once and then I just laugh and laugh.
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Sweet Momissa@sweetmomissaNov 2
Show me on the voodoo doll where the girl from Twitter hurt you
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Canadians are watching our elections the way you watch your drunk neighbor attempt to launch fireworks from his garage.
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There comes a time in everyone's life when you hear the newest slang and you decide that you don't care enough to know what it means.
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Matty@bestestname25 Jun 2023
Goodnight, Moon. No, you hang up first, Moon.
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Sweet Momissa@sweetmomissaNov 1
I don’t like the person I become when my team wins and my husbands loses.
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[coming out of the womb] I'm not here to make friends
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