#UCFTwitterMafia, anti-political politics, coding stuff, humor in everything #ChargeOn

Joined January 2018
Correction Boomers: For Pete’s sake GenX: FFS
It is my favorite word.
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Confession: Every time I see the full OG Citronaut, I think of this line from Bad Santa
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Replying to @jamesfunk
Why yes...yes I do.
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I’m a man of my word
If UCF beats BYU I will eat dog shit-shaped brownies out of a red solo cup
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My Jamaican Blue Mountain tasted extra good today. Not a single note of pumpkin spice
If UCF doesn’t beat BYU tomorrow I’ll consume a cup full of something even worse than dog 💩… a Starbucks pumpkin spice whatever
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Don’t mind if we do
DOWN GOES BYU. 39-31, and a one score loss costs the same as a blowout. @UCF_Football came in 58th. @BYUfootball came in 3rd. A home win takes a fifth, so that's 91 marbles. #ChargeOn #GoCougs #BYUFootball #ForAllTheMarbles Presented by @gamedayhue
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I don’t tend to believe in the supernatural, but some of you are summoning Canistercus (the ancient Roman god of the Red Solo cup of dog poop) and thinking there won’t be consequences
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If I don’t see a @UCF_Football player hit this next week I’ll be disappointed
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“They called face mask… but they chose to pick it up” All’s well that ends well, but come on. Fox looked at the live TV numbers and decided they didn’t want this game to end on a 30yd FG instead of OT
The refs called face mask on BYU after they blocked UCF’s walk-off FG attempt and the kicker’s helmet came off, but after review they picked up the flag which caused a 10-second run off and sent the game to overtime 🤯😵‍💫 Correct call or should UCF have had another chance? 🤔
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Lots of BYU fans like @Freeplay2345 revealing themselves. Next time you lose a bet and call a me a monkey, don't delete it. You suck at gambling and life. Do better BYU...
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When can we expect this to happen, @ohheyfritz?
I’ll shove a cougar tail up my ass.
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The MacGuffin. We has it
Does UCF get their first ever Macguffin hold?
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BEAT THE NUMBER TWO OUT OF BYU.
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Just saw a byu fan consuming alcohol
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