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The Bastard

@Subterraneanoid

What am I meant to put here lol

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Joined May 2023
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I need to remember that just because someone is nice to me and interacts with me a bit that doesn’t automatically mean they’re your friend or that they even want to be friends I keep embarrassing myself
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John Goode
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catching women masturbating by pretending to be a vibrator is the greatest sexual achievement of my life
Image from John Goode (@johngoode1991)
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I’ll take special erotic feet photos for whoever gifts me the battle pass
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I got good at shooting people on Fortnite so they turned my character black
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Oh my god oh my god the find I just found oh my god
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There has to be someone in the world as excited about this as I am please please
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STUPIDIOT@STUPIDIOTFEMALE19h
YES i facedox YES i call and voice message my oomfs YES i give oomfs my phone number YES i will arrange to hangout if oomfs live near me YES my opsec is IN THE GUTTER
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I’m moe-modeing rn
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How to stop randomly panicking out of no where for no reason
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Misogyny is when women are criticized for the excessive amount of shit they buy
nic (@ratodemadame) profile picturenic@ratodemadameNov 11
essa trend até pode ter um intuito misógino MAS eu realmente não vejo porque comprar mais de uma garrafa ou ter 300 biquínis
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GIFs Out Of Context@GIFOOCNov 11
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I want to lose my virginity to the cranberry bliss bar
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I think I genuinely have a problem I slept through the night yet I’m still deliriously exhausted
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Had the day off today and instead of staying up all night and getting drunk last night, I fell asleep at my usual bed time The bed time that I struggle to fall asleep at on weekdays 😭
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Had the day off today and instead of staying up all night and getting drunk last night, I fell asleep at my usual bed time The bed time that I struggle to fall asleep at on weekdays 😭
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I feel so cute today
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scat and vomit are not comparable. vomit is sophisticated.
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townie
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만드는 데에 오분 걸림...
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My scarspo 🙏🏻
Image from Aliensheen ! of happiness (@pusheenpees)
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No matter how long it takes or what it takes I will befriend the feral cat who lives on my street It will be done I have infinite patience and love he will acquiesce, there is no other choice
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How long does it take for blood to stain a shirt? I’m trying to tie dye something..
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