ABOLISH ICE | Wrestling columnist since 2017 | Contributor to @voiceswrestling | My only bias is towards quality 📨: [email protected]
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Dream ownership on arena situation in open letter to Atlanta:
"Two months ago, when the WNBA finalized playoff dates and times, we raised concerns that the W Finals schedule conflicted with NBA games at State Farm Arena ... Our concerns did not receive the attention, nor the urgency that they deserved."
I haven't seen this big of an uproar about the Sexiest Man Alive gimmick since Blake Shelton won it.
The ladies are FURIOUS.
WWE fans would hate Russo booking. They don't want a million things happening at once.
They want one thing happening a million times.
Could Vince Russo return to WWE creative? According to new Uncrowned weekly column writer @HeyHeyItsConrad, there was a point this Summer when there was a possibility 👀
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FOURTH-TIER FLEETWOOD TOWN ELIMINATE 2025-2026 PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS ARSENAL FROM THE CARABAO CUP 😱😱😱
BIGGEST UPSET IN ENGLISH FOOTBALL HISTORY 😤
Joel and AD deserve so much better than the Pels have given them. They're such a fun, joyous, and honest team. They wave the pom-poms and wag the finger when necessary.
What's the problem? It worked for the Bloodline.
Englebert going out with a bang #ThanksCathy
Last night, I had the crushing realization that New Orleans might be screwed as long as Gayle Benson owns the teams.
I don't trust the coaches. I don't trust the GMs to pick better coaches. I don't trust the ownership to pick better GMs.
This is not good.
Over the last five seasons, apparently the @Saints and the @PelicansNBA have the exact same winning percentage
Saints 36-49 or .424%
Pels 174-236 or 424%
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The Sandman’s crush on @AndradeElIdolo isn’t just a show bit.
Our listeners bring the heat for questions every week but this was a great batch!
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If you celebrated the last Jayden Daniels win by having sex with your wife the baby would already be crawling
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Jeff Cobb recalls WWE telling him he’ll wear face paint like he did in Japan, which he never did:
"Paint [was more annoying to wrestle in than a mask] because I'd never done that before. Although to be fair, l'd never done the mask thing before, but the paint was truly different. I was told, ‘You’re gonna wear the paint like you did in Japan,’ and I never wore paint in Japan. I think they got me confused with somebody else.”
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I just want one of my teams to not fucking ruin my day one of these days. I've literally been sitting here in a bad mood for half the fucking day because of the Saints, the Pelicans have pissed me off every night. I'm tired of this shit.