Suleman|سليمان

My brother said the shoes are “only £100” Only £100?! Babe, I’m a Prince on a peasant’s salary. 😭

One day, your favourite love songs become the saddest songs you know. Same lyrics, different meaning.

Currently looking for the Ctrl+Alt+Del button on life.

The problem is that I wanna be a baddie but i don’t wanna put in the work

Always kind of boggling when a white guy walks past me absolutely reeking of oud and my brain immediately goes: “As-salamu alaykum, brother.” 😭

“If there’s one thing I have learnt is that expectations are resentments under construction”

Which teaches us more: the love we receive or the pain we endure?

It's easier to be angry than it is to be sad, That's just a matter of fact.

Maybe I am brilliant… How does one pass a professional exam barely studying through a depressive episode with anxiety 😂 I should really apply my inattentive ass

99% of the time if I’m smiling at the gym is because of a song lyric. “Sit down pon buddy when you feel horny. Can't 360? Go 340…” 🎵

I’m so blessed that I don’t have to lie about the cuteness of my nieces and nephews ❤️

No one tells you wig glue itches this much 😡

A few years ago we was posting our friends slow grinding and twerking inna fete. Now we posting babies and 1st birthdays 🫠

I really hate the term “Caribbeans”.

Person: you always look so serious Me singing along in my head: “A rich man live inna yuh hole like de muddaland Like de muddaland”

I need to get off this app hear 🤦🏻‍♂️ Making me question if what I’m seeing, reading and hearing is real

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