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Idiot by nature, Metal Head, Christian, Internet Commentary I love God, Sports, Freedom, and America MAGA Pronouns: Judas Priest

somewhere in time
Joined November 2022
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Share a 10/10 album, a no skip trip!? #IronMaiden
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Left or right!?
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"Paying for The First-Date Meal: The Tacit Microaggression" "My Date Held The Door Open For Me. I'm Still Traumatized" "Compliments: The Most Insidious Form of Rape" "Where Did Male Chivalry Go?" There you go, @Jezebel. 4 months of free headlines.
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Undefeated against G5 schools this season 😤💪
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I WANT TO FOLLOW ALL CONSERVATIVES BACK REPLY #MAGA FOR A FOLLOW BACK 🇺🇸
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Eron Musk used to forrow me
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Replying to @TeamYouTube
@TeamYouTube my account was HACKED and banned. Recovery information has been hacked, the google recovery page is no help. Will you please help me recover my channel?
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The essential spirit of Rock and Metal is REBELLION. Always has. And guess what? You're the parents now. Whether it's socially, via political correctness, or musically, with your drab dogshit from the Nirvana years, they hate it, and they're doing it SPECIFICALLY to piss you off.
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Gisele after the Patriots lost Super Bowl XLVI: "My husband cannot [expletive] throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time" Josh Allen:
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🚨New: Iowa Senator Joni Ernst announces she will vote to confirm Kash Patel for FBI director Via: Axios
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When you move to a new country because of politics & your house floods….
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Community Notes 😂 @elonmusk
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Jimmy Kimmel’s new tattoo
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Jesus saved me from death. He saved me from myself. I’m an idiot who got redeemed because of a love I don’t fully understand . I’m so thankful. What joy this has brought me. Thank God for the birth of my savior. Merry Christmas!❤️💚🤍
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Who wants Baylor tickets? 🎟️ All you gotta do: 1️⃣ Subscribe to the Locked On UConn page 2️⃣ Follow the audio version And you’re in! #UConnNation
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Heartbreaking: #49ers star Trent Williams & his wife tragically lost both of their twin babies, they announced💔 Trenton Williams Jr. passed away, while his twin sibling was lost earlier in the pregnancy “My firstborn & only son, I’ve always wanted you. But God needed you more”
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"Bunlderooski! Bundlerooski!"
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