Enjoy the butterflies

Australia
Joined February 2018
Currently standing in a bakery deciding if I want to be happy or look good naked
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Hot girls watch Formula 1 . . . . . . MotoGP . . . . . . . V8 Supercars
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Real men don't question her ridiculous suggestions
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Manders 🌻 retweeted
Sound advice from Lewis to Kimi 😅 #F1 #USGP
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Straya
RED FLAG 🚩 We've got a wallaby on track 🦘 #AustralianGP 🇦🇺
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I'm having my boobs photographed today, I mean it's just a mammogram but still
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Imagine not liking me & I'm just over here waiting for race week
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No really. Go ahead and tell someone what their tweet was supposed to say. You know, the tweet that they wrote.
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The crazies use to only come out during a full moon, now it's everyday
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Something is always touching you
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So the pope has cancer yet that clown is living his best life, yep god sure does exist
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Here we have the perfect example of a man who shouldn't have access to the internet, terrifying to think what he's like irl
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I reported him on his reply to women being kidnapped, raped or killed and this is there response, this place is fucked
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I went to the bathroom without my phone & had to read a shampoo bottle like some kind of boomer
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There's 3 things I want to try in bed 1. Go to bed early 2. Sleep through the night 3. Wake up energised
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Act your dick size bro
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I need to top up my super, might join OnlyFans
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