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A worm just invited me to party and I said yes but then I stood on it by mistake and now the party has been changed to a funeral
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Black horse neighing in the cabbage plot. Please take these broken hooves and learn to trot
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@konixmusic: !!! WARNING !!! NEW KONIX VIDEO COMING SOON #looklikejesus
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Just tried to squeeze a cute goat's bum but I couldn't because I have hooves and hooves cannot do the motion required to execute a squeeze
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Shouts out to TUBE for the sweet article! fb.me/1wirM6mCz
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Just saw a guy getting pulled by his dog while riding a skateboard! What's next?!
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Tracking in the elevator, you already know what's truly good instagram.com/p/XoX6TxrXJE/
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KICKSTARTER vid coming soon! For real though, who would generously donate money to fund an album/tour this summer... fb.me/2jt9pRt6A
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Keep calm and carry on brainlessly printing "Keep Calm and Carry On" on everything while I sneak up from behind and murder you.










