I wanted to make a modern-day Eraserhead but I think it would up looking more like a FMV game.

I call this one "Please saar, help me, I am an Indian, please help! help, sar! HELP I AM AN INDIAN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M INDIAN."

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Kleindawg is a genius. He knew the divorce was coming so he switched his kids to a diet of dog turds, knowing that would lower their monthly food costs, eventually saving him BIGLY on child support.

Kenan Thompson giving Gildog a hard time about telling nonPC jokes is amazing to me, considering that the Kenan and Kel show was a minstrel show with orange soda instead of watermelons. "Oooh lawday massah! I's justa dumb uppidety negroid who done dropified da screw in da tuna!"

The ex Bioware devs are going to have a rough time turning in concise resumes when the first 2 pages are a list of their pronouns and a mandatory sex offender registry disclosure.

I've been up all night crying. It suddenly occurred to me that life is so beautiful and impermanent, and what a shame it is that I'll never have the privilege of comprehending the totality of God's creation. And while I was doing that, I spilled some melted cheese into my D hole, and gosh does it hurt 😭

50k retweets and I'll post the full version of @notch in Harlem

Some people say that I should stop posting Malfoid content because they say it causes transgendered people to commit el 40 percento.

Maybe mew2king should wave dash his crusty self down to the walmart and pick up some diatomaceous earth instead spending all of his time stoned out of his mind on adderal and grinding his teeth to knubs while losing at a children's game.

Happy halloween from the Chandler family to yours

people keep trying to convince me to stream kingdom hearts so I looked up some gameplay footage and this shit is trash, stop asking me about it youtube.com/watch?v=NqBlBJEv…

"HARRY PODDER!!!" he said gently. "DID YOU PUT YOUR PENIS INTO MY DUMBLEDUSSY?!!!"

Yes.

I have a hunch that you'll like this ;)

USA! USA! USA!

I just got banned from my local sports bar because I told a waitress I'd like to bury mike ditka in her vagintka

No one wants to address the dark side of the Malfoid meme. No one wants to acknowledge the suffering behind her smile. You people make me el sickioso!