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technology brother at @BankOfAmerica. bro @ BroSF. unapologetic american imperialist

San Francisco, CA
Joined May 2013
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What racists think they look like and what they actually look like #RoastOfSteveBannon
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Unable to score a home goal and want to score a hat trick in an away game.
i’m sure this will work out great for him
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Corposlop tweet amirite @alexandr_wang
I'm so happy that meta finally got their shit together. I was a Facebook PM in 2015 as my first job and back then, this was the coolest job that you bragged about. People wore facebook swag, instagram backpacks to show off. In the past 5 years or so Facebook has lost its aura, making my resume less impressive. I noticed none of my Meta friends wear meta swags at social events. I am very happy to see Meta back at its game! Sure we will see more muse swag walking around!
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OpenAI: Our internal models solved decades old internal problems and we are in the singularity. Google: Gemini told us to build this 🤪
ユーザーのみなさまへ Gboard チームからの新しいご提案です。 キーが指先まで流れてくるキーボード 『Gboard くるくるバージョン』を開発しました。 フルバージョンはリプライでご確認ください↓
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This is what it must be like to win the 2nd tier league.
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Ed Zitron in 2043 when the labs humanoid swarm is building a Dyson sphere for the next training run.
🤖 Made with AI
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You know Mistral is a frontier lab because they’re pacing AI work even before Americans had to write the letter. Big win for Europeans and @eurofounder !
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Europeans experiencing American luxuries like AC has same vibes
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The aversion to AC may deprive the museum states of Europe of any summer tourism.
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Europeans in 2035 after having successfully passed GDPRv7 and DMAv5
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Costco should buy Hetzner and sell Kirkland Signature Cloud Services.
Costco is the king of low prices Charts of the Week: a16z.news/p/charts-of-the-we…
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Led by BEIC — Bharat Europe International Company. Formerly known as British East India Company
EU to announce "mother of all deals" with India.
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California is proposing a wealth tax of 5% so it can decrease tax revenue by 10%
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> Indians should go back and make India great > No, not like that!!!
JUST IN: Amazon $AMZN to invest $35,000,000,000 in India and plans to create 1 million jobs by 2030.
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Google is the modern day Bell Labs but with the war chest of Standard Oil
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Hey @braintrust your docs are broken on mobile. Is this an incident?
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It’s funny that jeets are accused of not integrating when westerners follow and give all engagement bait to jeet accounts from India. Not only did the call center move abroad but even your slop feed generation!
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Kesari Tours for gareeb firangis
Something I realized on my solo trip to the Valley of Flowers is that these people don’t really have any survival or financial skills. They just come to India with a budget of $1,000 a month, eat shitty food that even locals avoid, stay in dorms for $24 (for which locals wouldn’t even pay $5), and suffer when they could do much more with that money. So I decided to take them to the best places I could find, forced them to try Indian cuisine, and saved them $200+. (1/n)
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Maybe Google has achieved AGI of sorts or even more implausible, they somehow fixed their marketing.
Today, we’re announcing a major breakthrough that marks a significant step forward in the world of quantum computing. For the first time in history, our teams at @GoogleQuantumAI demonstrated that a quantum computer can successfully run a verifiable algorithm, 13,000x faster than leading classical supercomputers. This continues to build momentum on past quantum computing discoveries. Back in 2019, we proved a quantum computer could solve a problem that would take a classical computer thousands of years. Then in 2024, our new Willow chip solved a major issue in quantum error correction that challenged the field for nearly 30 years. Today’s breakthrough moves us closer to quantum computers that can drive discoveries in areas like medicine and materials science.
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